If you’ve ever had uncomfortable sex in a car, then don’t worry. Many others have also experimented with some bad car positions as well. Here’s a rogue’s gallery of some of the worst car sex positions of all time.
1. The I’m Sitting On My Boyfriend’s Face, But It’s extremely Hard To Drive, Because My Boyfriend Doesn’t Actually Make That Good Of A Carseat Position.
Hey, that carseat seems more lumpy than usual?
2. The, Hey I Bought This Subcompact With Too Short Of A Trunk, So Our Legs Only Hang Out During Having Sex, Position.
This position only gets worse you own a Gremlin, with no trunk at all, but isn’t much fun in a Kia either!
3. The Ok, You Turn The Steering Wheel, While I Operate The Brakes, Although I Can’t See where We’re Heading, I Think We Should Actually Park To Do This, Position.
Some car sex positions just work a lot better with the car actually parked.
4. The I’m Trying To Drive In A Nascar Race While Getting Head Position.
Nascar racing is a very competitive and demanding sport. It requires your full attention and is no place for trying to have sex during an actual race.
5. The, Oh No!, The Gearshift Is Stuck Somewhere Where It Really Shouldn’t Ever Be, Sex Position.
This position is not only very uncomfortable, let alone dangerous. Don’t try this at home either!
There you go guys, the five worst car sex positions ever. Did I leave any out? If you know of a few more, then comment below to us and share….