Gerald Desiderio just doesn’t seem to get it. He’s been accused of sending intimidating messages with his alimony payments in the past such as a pictures of a knife, a woman in a straight jacket and pictures of a sexual nature, all meant to intimidate or anger his former wife. But, it was his crappy alimony payments that landed him in jail on federal postal charges that are his most serious problem yet. In response to the court ruling that he provide his former wife alimony payments, Desiderio started to cover his checks with feces and them sent this through the public mail system, which is a federal crime.

Some people are crappy writers. Literally.