Justin Bieber is so made that if he had back hairs, they would be standing up right about now. It seems that some enterprising jokesters are marketing a love doll meant for Gay men as the “Just-In Beaver” love doll. And the box features images of the 18 year old pop star as well as some funny, but disparaging sexual jokes as well. It’s all too much for the young star, who has called out some attack dog lawyers to see what they can do to put a stop to all of this.

If you can actually find one, the “Just-In Beaver” love doll sells for less than $35. However, the item appears to be sold out right now, meaning that a few men might be going to bed horny in this country.