That dried up old piece of shoe leather, better known as the “Tanning Mom”, Patricia Krentcil, horribly decided to pose for reporters in her driveway braless. Naturally, it wasn’t a beautiful site at all. And she even offered to pose nude for PLAYBOY, but her phone sure isn’t ringing off the hook on that offer, either.

Sometimes a 15 minutes of fame sure seems like a real long time.