Mildred Patricia Baena Photos: Arnold Schwarzenegger Mistress and Love Child

Below are some Mildred Patricia Baena photos. She is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mistress who is the mother of his love child that has caused such a stir on the internet the last few days.

Mildred Patricia Baena

I actually was going to write about this and post a picture of Mildred Patricia Baena (also known as Patty Baena) yesterday, but I couldn’t think of anything to write but WTF!!! That’s all that kept going through my mind. Well, that and some things that weren’t very nice and I really hate to be just mean about some things. You know, things like someone’s appearance and someone’s sexual proclivities and what-not.

Its just that her appearance was such a shock compared to what I expected the mistress of a super-wealthy movie star, former Mr. World body-builder, Governor of California, married into the Kennedy Clan, Terminator, the American-Dream success story on steroids (literally and figuratively). I was expecting something very different. Not that there’s anything wrong with different tastes. As they say, there’s a Jack for every Jill or a Jill for every Jack. Just when you have a man who can have pretty much whatever he wants whenever he wants it, you generally expect someone who has had multiple enhancements of the Camille Grammer variety. But then, I’m sure there are men who like matronly types with dimply legs all the way down to their ankles and want to call out ‘MAMA’ during sex. Did he just come home drunk one night and take what was available and had a child from a one night stand?

See, that’s why I didn’t write about it before cause I just hate to write things that might come across as mean-spirited. We are what we are and she is what she is and I’m sure she’s a nice person. Well. Actually. No she isn’t. She worked for Maria Shriver for 20-years and had sex with Arnold Schwarzenegger and continued working for Maria Shriver (and UNDER Arnold – ba-da-boom) for 10-years after having a child by her bosses husband. That’s not really very nice now is it?

Anyway. The humiliation of it all. Its a wonder Maria hasn’t whacked off Arnold’s dangly parts after all this. Its bad enough to have a fling or two or 100 – but with the MAID and have her (and his child by her) in the house and around her and the kids for 14 years! And someone who isn’t exactly what people might consider tempting. Its just more than any woman should be expected to bare.

You could ALMOST understand it if he was on a movie set or off on some Governor of California official meeting in some exotic place and had a moment of indiscretion with some exotic busty babe. But this??? THIS??? WTF? WTF?? See, that’s all I can think to write. WTF???

So now Maria Shriver has hired a high powered divorce attorney (Arnold is fixing to get a whole lot less rich) and his legitimate children have changed their names from Schwarzenegger to Shriver (can you blame them?) and he’s had to put his post governorship acting career on hold (duh!). I still think she surely has to be thinking about relieving him of any body parts that dangle between his legs. You know, in the middle of the night in the darkest places of her psyche. Its only human, Maria. Don’t feel bad about having those kinds of thoughts. Seriously. I’m having them on your behalf and most of the women of America are right there with you on that!

Here’s Arnold Schwarzenegger’s official statement:

“After leaving the governor’s office I told my wife about this event, which occurred over a decade ago. I understand and deserve the feelings of anger and disappointment among my friends and family. There are no excuses and I take full responsibility for the hurt I have caused. I have apologized to Maria, my children and my family. I am truly sorry.”


In all seriousness, I feel really bad for the children (all of them) and for Maria Shriver.

Here is a photo of Arnold posing for a Christmas photo with his ‘other family’. And below are more photos of Mildred Patricia Baena.

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