Randy Quaid, Evi Quaid

Randy Quaid and his wife Evi Quaid have had one run-in with the law after the other. They are accused of skipping out on large hotel bills, not showing up for court cases and various and sundry drug charges. They are now seeking asylum in Canada. They say they are being pursued by ‘star whackers’ who want to kill them or at least take all Randy Quaid’s money. But they insist they aren’t insane.

Randy Quaid, Evi Quaid

According to the perpetually-in-trouble-with-the-law Quaids (Randy and Evi), they are not mentally unstable and the are not using drugs. No. Its not that at all. It is, in fact, that they are being pursued by a band of ‘star whackers’ who are out to murder them, or maybe to to get Randy’s money. They say the ‘star whackers’ follow them, stalk them, tail them and listen in on their cell phones, have hacked into their computer and more.

And they aren’t the only ones.

According to the Quaids, its very possible that Heath Ledger was a victim of the ‘star whackers’. During their appearance on Good Morning America this morning they also expressed concern for Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears and Mel Gibson.

As for Gibson, well, you don’t think that was really him in those voice recording put out by his baby-mama Oksana Grigorieva do you? According to Randy and Evi Quaid that whole episode is part of a bigger conspiracy. Randy said ‘I think he was drugged. I think he was slipped a mickey’. He went on to say that Grigorieva was ‘sent in to do him in’.

Evi Quaid said her brother-in-law Dennis Quaid isn’t involved in the ‘star whackers’ situation because ‘Dennis is now on a treadmill of making movies that are garbage.’

Alllllright then!

You can watch the video interview from Good Morning American with Randy and Evi Quaid below.