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July 16, 2009

Who wants an upskirt shot of Paris Hilton?

Posted by Tracey Coyle · Published: July 16, 2009 · Comments (1)

I can't imagine what causes someone to desire a shot of area lurking under Paris Hilton's skirt, but one papparazi member went for the gold while the useless blonde was leaving Catwalk Designer Vintage in L.A. Tuesday afternoon. No word on whether the pic managed to capture the tattered... [Full Story]

Rating: 4/5 (1 votes cast)

June 11, 2009

WTF? Paris Hilton Copyrights 'That's Huge'

Posted by Tracey Coyle · Published: June 11, 2009 · Comments (3)

Socialite Paris Hilton has copyrighted her new saying 'that's huge' and plans to charge public figures who use it. The moronic blonde had already claimed the phrase 'That's hot' as her own, but was laughed out of the office. She told Jimmy Kimmel,"That's huge" is a bigger compliment than... [Full Story]

Rating: 5/5 (1 votes cast)

March 6, 2009

Paris Hilton Destroys a Bentley

Posted by Tracey Coyle · Published: March 6, 2009 · Comments (4)

Paris Hilton bought herself a Bentley for Christmas and then smeared her stink of desperation all over it. But not just any Bentley. The body and hubcaps of her Continental LT have been painted tramp pink, she replaced the trademark Bentley initials with 'PH' and had the windows tinted... [Full Story]

Rating: 2.5/5 (6 votes cast)

January 16, 2009

Paris Plots Her Come Back

Posted by Tracey Coyle · Published: January 16, 2009 · Comments (1)

Someone has actually convinved Paris Hilton to try selling her staged pity poses for a rebirth of stardum. Not buying it. The 'article' at HeraldSun.com.au claims: Paris Hilton has lost a camera filled with hundreds of personal photographs taken during her controversial Australian visit. And the finder may be... [Full Story]

Rating: 3/5 (2 votes cast)

December 22, 2008

Paris Hilton Burglarized and Devastated

Posted by Tracey Coyle · Published: December 22, 2008 · Comments (1)

A distraught Paris Hilton has spoken out following the burglary that saw a reported $2 million worth of the heiress' personal property stolen from her Hollywood Hills home. "I am devastated," she told Life & Style Weekly. "I cannot believe someone broke into my home. They took items that... [Full Story]

Rating: 1/5 (1 votes cast)

June 17, 2008

Paris Hilton Refuse Puppy at Pet Store

Posted by Tracey Coyle · Published: June 17, 2008 · Comments (0)

Socialite Paris Hilton was turned away from a pet store in Los Angeles at the weekend after employees refused to let her buy a puppy - because she reportedly just wanted the pooch to accompany her in a photoshoot. The hotel heiress was on her way to a photoshoot... [Full Story]

Rating: 5/5 (6 votes cast)

June 12, 2008

Paris Hilton's Mom To Play Tom Cruise's Wife In Comedy

Posted by Tracey Coyle · Published: June 12, 2008 · Comments (0)

Paris Hilton's mum is to play Tom Cruise's wife in a hilarious scene in Ben Stiller's new movie Tropic Thunder. Kathy Hilton has told friends she has a cameo in the upcoming summer comedy. A source tells In Touch magazine, "She filmed the scene last winter and didn't even... [Full Story]

Rating: 1.5/5 (2 votes cast)

April 11, 2008

Paris can't even buy a friend

Posted by Tracey Coyle · Published: April 11, 2008 · Comments (0)

The makers of Paris's new reality show, in which she holds auditions to find a new BFF (best friend forever), were hoping for a huge turn-out of potential applicants for casting calls. However, they didn't get the number of people they had hoped for. One source tells OK!: "There... [Full Story]

Rating: 2.5/5 (2 votes cast)

March 31, 2008

Paris Hilton Struck Down in Prague

Posted by Tracey Coyle · Published: March 31, 2008 · Comments (0)

Ok, a little exaggerated but my heart was in the right place. Paris is in Prague with lova Benji while he and his band play a show. Paris fell on her face and all seemed right with the world for just a moment. I'm talking face bruising. ... [Full Story]

Rating: 3.7/5 (6 votes cast)

March 24, 2008

Paris is Smart. S.M.R.T.

Posted by Tracey Coyle · Published: March 24, 2008 · Comments (0)

Socialite heiress Paris Hilton displayed her ignorance recently when she said South Africa and West Africa were "both great countries". The faux pas came while she was touring South Africa with rocker boyfriend Benji Madden of Good Charlotte. According to thesun.co.uk, Hilton responded to a question saying, "I love... [Full Story]

Rating: 5/5 (2 votes cast)

March 11, 2008

First Look: Paris on 'My Name is Earl'

Posted by Tracey Coyle · Published: March 11, 2008 · Comments (0)

Here's your first look at Paris Hilton on NBC's My Name is Earl. In the episode, airing on April 3, Earl (Jason Lee) lies unconscious as various things from real life bleed into his unconscious mind -- Paris is one of those things. Series creator Greg Garcia said, "When... [Full Story]

Rating: 1/5 (1 votes cast)

March 2, 2008

Paris' Strange Night Out. Even for Paris

Posted by Tracey Coyle · Published: March 2, 2008 · Comments (1)

Rather than readying for a night at the clubs on Saturday, Paris Hilton opted for an outing in West Hollywood with a Shaman, looking for "items to enhance her spiritual enlightenment." I honestly haven't the slightest idea whats going on... but god damn that's amusing. ... [Full Story]

Rating: 5/5 (1 votes cast)

February 25, 2008

Paris & Benji -- Yep, They're Dating

Posted by Tracey Coyle · Published: February 25, 2008 · Comments (0)

Paris Hilton and Benji Madden are officially a thing, meaning if all goes well, Paris and Nicole Richie could be ... sister-in-laws? That's not so simple. TMZ has confirmed that the Good Charlotte member not named Joel is now officially dating La Hilton. The two were seen out last... [Full Story]

Rating: 0/5 (0 votes cast)

February 18, 2008

Paris @ Pure with the Pussycats

Posted by Tracey Coyle · Published: February 18, 2008 · Comments (2)

Here's Paris thinking she's a hot piece while performing with the Pussycat Dolls at Pure in Las Vegas for her Birthday last night. ... [Full Story]

Rating: 3.3/5 (3 votes cast)

February 5, 2008

Paris Hilton Wonks at You

Posted by Tracey Coyle · Published: February 5, 2008 · Comments (1)

Paris Hilton showed up to the "The Hottie & The Nottie" Premiere in dazzling pink to show off her freshly sprayed tan. Her wonky eye working over time for the press. The movie opens in limited release this Friday, Feb. 8th. ... [Full Story]

Rating: 3/5 (1 votes cast)

February 1, 2008

50 Cent makes Paris cry, finally earns my respect

Posted by Tracey Coyle · Published: February 1, 2008 · Comments (2)

During his performance at the Paris Hilton-hosted pre-Super Bowl party for 944 magazine last night, 50 Cent gave a shout out to Paris, who then started singing in the front row. When the princess decided to get onstage and dance, the hip-hopper quickly instructed her to "Get the f**k... [Full Story]

Rating: 3/5 (3 votes cast)

January 22, 2008

Jared Leto and Paris Hilton making out at Sundance.

Posted by Tracey Coyle · Published: January 22, 2008 · Comments (1)

One can only assume an even exchange of diseases with this encounter. ... [Full Story]

Rating: 3/5 (5 votes cast)

January 9, 2008

Paris Hilton Goes to Harvard

Posted by Tracey Coyle · Published: January 9, 2008 · Comments (1)

The Boston Globe reported today that Paris Hilton is heading to Boston next month and she wont be leaving empty handed. In making the announcement that Hilton will be in Boston on Feb. 6 to promote her film "The Hottie and the Nottie," the studio announced that she will also... [Full Story]

Rating: 2/5 (2 votes cast)

December 31, 2007

If Hitler dated Lizzy Borden... I'd be less disgusted.

Posted by Tracey Coyle · Published: December 31, 2007 · Comments (0)

Not that they're necessarily dating but Paris And KFed look awfully (key word there) cozy at a Vegas Club this weekend. ... [Full Story]

Rating: 5/5 (1 votes cast)

December 21, 2007

Hiltons 'Hottie' Movie will go into THEATERS

Posted by Tracey Coyle · Published: December 21, 2007 · Comments (0)

"The Hottie & The Nottie" tells the story of Nate (Joel David Moore) moves to L.A. to track down Cristabel (Hilton), the woman he's been in love with since childhood, only to discover that his plan to woo her only has one hurdle to overcome: what to do with June... [Full Story]

Rating: 1.7/5 (6 votes cast)

December 19, 2007

Brother Sister Bonding: Hilton Style

Posted by Tracey Coyle · Published: December 19, 2007 · Comments (0)

Paris Hilton takes younger brother Barron, 18, to West Hollywood's Katsuya, Hyde and Villa late Monday night. Ms. Hilton, 26, was also accompanied by pal Brandon Davis. ... [Full Story]

Rating: 3/5 (1 votes cast)

December 16, 2007

Paris Snags Another Hot Dude

Posted by Tracey Coyle · Published: December 16, 2007 · Comments (0)

Paris is still in Germany where she was spotted canoodling with a young model named Julian. ... [Full Story]

Rating: 1/5 (1 votes cast)

December 13, 2007

Paris, You Tool

Posted by Tracey Coyle · Published: December 13, 2007 · Comments (0)

It's been a while since I laughed at the site if this idiot doing anything. And this is certainly nothing new. It's just how unaware she looks that gets me. For all we know she's at a train station. Silly Paris. Poles are for plumbing. [tmz] ... [Full Story]

Rating: 5/5 (2 votes cast)

November 30, 2007

Paris intorduces bf to parents

Posted by Tracey Coyle · Published: November 30, 2007 · Comments (1)

Paris Hilton took her new Swedish model boyfriend Alexander von Zweigbergk Vaggo, aka Alex Vaggo, to meet her parents and the rest of the family for dinner on Wednesday night! The couple arrived at Madeos in Beverly Hills where they met her father Rick, mother Kathy and younger brother Barron.... [Full Story]

Rating: 0/5 (0 votes cast)

November 15, 2007

Wonk if you're horny

Posted by Tracey Coyle · Published: November 15, 2007 · Comments (0)

Paris Hilton has been here there and every where as of late. Partly to hock her new perfume but partly to keep her rappedly aging face in the public eye. Sun screen baby. You're much too young to need a chemical peel. ... [Full Story]

Rating: 3/5 (2 votes cast)

Paris Hilton Archives. 5 Pages.
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Paris Hilton Archives

July 16, 2009

June 11, 2009

March 6, 2009

January 16, 2009

December 22, 2008

June 17, 2008

June 12, 2008

April 11, 2008

March 31, 2008

March 24, 2008

March 11, 2008

March 2, 2008

February 25, 2008

February 18, 2008

February 5, 2008

February 1, 2008

January 22, 2008

January 9, 2008

December 31, 2007

December 21, 2007

December 19, 2007

December 16, 2007

December 13, 2007

November 30, 2007

November 15, 2007

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