Paris Hilton Archives

September 20, 2010

Paris Hilton Pleads Guilty To Misdemeanor Charges

For now, Paris Hilton has appeared to avoid jail time with a guilty plea to a misdemeanor drug possession charge and a second charge of obstructing a police officer. This will mean paying a $2000 fine, completing an intensive substance abuse program of some sort, 200 hours of community service... [Full Story]

August 30, 2010

Paris Hilton Faces Felony Charge

The legal problems for Paris Hilton are only growing worse. Because Las Vegas police seized .8grams of cocaine, the hotel heiress is facing felony charges and could face anywhere from probation to four years in prison. Nevada is an interesting place. While having gambling and legal prostitution in some counties,... [Full Story]

August 28, 2010

Paris Hilton Arrested On Cocaine Charge

Paris Hilton and her boyfriend, Cy Watts, were arrested a little before midnight last night by Las Vegas police. Watts was cited and arrested for DUI, while Hilton was arrested for possession of cocaine. Hilton was later leased from custody after hiring top Las Vegas lawyer, Mark Chesnoff. Police detected... [Full Story]

July 16, 2009

Who wants an upskirt shot of Paris Hilton?

I can't imagine what causes someone to desire a shot of area lurking under Paris Hilton's skirt, but one papparazi member went for the gold while the useless blonde was leaving Catwalk Designer Vintage in L.A. Tuesday afternoon. No word on whether the pic managed to capture the tattered... [Full Story]

June 11, 2009

WTF? Paris Hilton Copyrights 'That's Huge'

Socialite Paris Hilton has copyrighted her new saying 'that's huge' and plans to charge public figures who use it. The moronic blonde had already claimed the phrase 'That's hot' as her own, but was laughed out of the office. She told Jimmy Kimmel,"That's huge" is a bigger compliment than... [Full Story]

March 6, 2009

Paris Hilton Destroys a Bentley

Paris Hilton bought herself a Bentley for Christmas and then smeared her stink of desperation all over it. But not just any Bentley. The body and hubcaps of her Continental LT have been painted tramp pink, she replaced the trademark Bentley initials with 'PH' and had the windows tinted... [Full Story]

January 16, 2009

Paris Plots Her Come Back

Someone has actually convinved Paris Hilton to try selling her staged pity poses for a rebirth of stardum. Not buying it. The 'article' at claims: Paris Hilton has lost a camera filled with hundreds of personal photographs taken during her controversial Australian visit. And the finder may be... [Full Story]

December 22, 2008

Paris Hilton Burglarized and Devastated

A distraught Paris Hilton has spoken out following the burglary that saw a reported $2 million worth of the heiress' personal property stolen from her Hollywood Hills home. "I am devastated," she told Life & Style Weekly. "I cannot believe someone broke into my home. They took items that... [Full Story]

June 17, 2008

Paris Hilton Refuse Puppy at Pet Store

Socialite Paris Hilton was turned away from a pet store in Los Angeles at the weekend after employees refused to let her buy a puppy - because she reportedly just wanted the pooch to accompany her in a photoshoot. The hotel heiress was on her way to a photoshoot... [Full Story]

June 12, 2008

Paris Hilton's Mom To Play Tom Cruise's Wife In Comedy

Paris Hilton's mum is to play Tom Cruise's wife in a hilarious scene in Ben Stiller's new movie Tropic Thunder. Kathy Hilton has told friends she has a cameo in the upcoming summer comedy. A source tells In Touch magazine, "She filmed the scene last winter and didn't even... [Full Story]

April 11, 2008

Paris can't even buy a friend

The makers of Paris's new reality show, in which she holds auditions to find a new BFF (best friend forever), were hoping for a huge turn-out of potential applicants for casting calls. However, they didn't get the number of people they had hoped for. One source tells OK!: "There... [Full Story]

March 31, 2008

Paris Hilton Struck Down in Prague

Ok, a little exaggerated but my heart was in the right place. Paris is in Prague with lova Benji while he and his band play a show. Paris fell on her face and all seemed right with the world for just a moment. I'm talking face bruising.... [Full Story]

March 24, 2008

Paris is Smart. S.M.R.T.

Socialite heiress Paris Hilton displayed her ignorance recently when she said South Africa and West Africa were "both great countries". The faux pas came while she was touring South Africa with rocker boyfriend Benji Madden of Good Charlotte. According to, Hilton responded to a question saying, "I love... [Full Story]

March 11, 2008

First Look: Paris on 'My Name is Earl'

Here's your first look at Paris Hilton on NBC's My Name is Earl. In the episode, airing on April 3, Earl (Jason Lee) lies unconscious as various things from real life bleed into his unconscious mind -- Paris is one of those things. Series creator Greg Garcia said, "When... [Full Story]

March 2, 2008

Paris' Strange Night Out. Even for Paris

Rather than readying for a night at the clubs on Saturday, Paris Hilton opted for an outing in West Hollywood with a Shaman, looking for "items to enhance her spiritual enlightenment." I honestly haven't the slightest idea whats going on... but god damn that's amusing.... [Full Story]

February 25, 2008

Paris & Benji -- Yep, They're Dating

Paris Hilton and Benji Madden are officially a thing, meaning if all goes well, Paris and Nicole Richie could be ... sister-in-laws? That's not so simple. TMZ has confirmed that the Good Charlotte member not named Joel is now officially dating La Hilton. The two were seen out last... [Full Story]

February 18, 2008

Paris @ Pure with the Pussycats

Here's Paris thinking she's a hot piece while performing with the Pussycat Dolls at Pure in Las Vegas for her Birthday last night.... [Full Story]

February 5, 2008

Paris Hilton Wonks at You

Paris Hilton showed up to the "The Hottie & The Nottie" Premiere in dazzling pink to show off her freshly sprayed tan. Her wonky eye working over time for the press. The movie opens in limited release this Friday, Feb. 8th.... [Full Story]

February 1, 2008

50 Cent makes Paris cry, finally earns my respect

During his performance at the Paris Hilton-hosted pre-Super Bowl party for 944 magazine last night, 50 Cent gave a shout out to Paris, who then started singing in the front row. When the princess decided to get onstage and dance, the hip-hopper quickly instructed her to "Get the f**k... [Full Story]

January 22, 2008

Jared Leto and Paris Hilton making out at Sundance.

One can only assume an even exchange of diseases with this encounter.... [Full Story]

January 9, 2008

Paris Hilton Goes to Harvard

The Boston Globe reported today that Paris Hilton is heading to Boston next month and she wont be leaving empty handed. In making the announcement that Hilton will be in Boston on Feb. 6 to promote her film "The Hottie and the Nottie," the studio announced that she will also... [Full Story]

December 31, 2007

If Hitler dated Lizzy Borden... I'd be less disgusted.

Not that they're necessarily dating but Paris And KFed look awfully (key word there) cozy at a Vegas Club this weekend.... [Full Story]

December 21, 2007

Hiltons 'Hottie' Movie will go into THEATERS

"The Hottie & The Nottie" tells the story of Nate (Joel David Moore) moves to L.A. to track down Cristabel (Hilton), the woman he's been in love with since childhood, only to discover that his plan to woo her only has one hurdle to overcome: what to do with June... [Full Story]

December 19, 2007

Brother Sister Bonding: Hilton Style

Paris Hilton takes younger brother Barron, 18, to West Hollywood's Katsuya, Hyde and Villa late Monday night. Ms. Hilton, 26, was also accompanied by pal Brandon Davis.... [Full Story]

December 16, 2007

Paris Snags Another Hot Dude

Paris is still in Germany where she was spotted canoodling with a young model named Julian.... [Full Story]

December 13, 2007

Paris, You Tool

It's been a while since I laughed at the site if this idiot doing anything. And this is certainly nothing new. It's just how unaware she looks that gets me. For all we know she's at a train station. Silly Paris. Poles are for plumbing. [tmz]... [Full Story]

November 30, 2007

Paris intorduces bf to parents

Paris Hilton took her new Swedish model boyfriend Alexander von Zweigbergk Vaggo, aka Alex Vaggo, to meet her parents and the rest of the family for dinner on Wednesday night! The couple arrived at Madeos in Beverly Hills where they met her father Rick, mother Kathy and younger brother Barron.... [Full Story]

November 15, 2007

Wonk if you're horny

Paris Hilton has been here there and every where as of late. Partly to hock her new perfume but partly to keep her rappedly aging face in the public eye. Sun screen baby. You're much too young to need a chemical peel.... [Full Story]

October 29, 2007

Hilton sisters at the Playboy Mansion Halloween Bash

Paris was Alice in Wonderland with weird ass contacts and I'm not sure what sis Nicki was supposed to be. Flight attendant? Dinner waitress? Nik arrived with bf David Katzenberg.... [Full Story]

October 27, 2007

Paris Hilton: Ship Wrecked

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October 17, 2007

Paris Hilton's Rwanda trip to be a reality show

Paris Hilton. Humanitarian. Saint. And, oh yeah, camera whore. Turns out Paris' trip to Rwanda in November is going to be a reality show. Ok! Magazine reports: "Paris Hilton is set to journey to Rwanda on a charity mission with the Playing for Good organization, and as it is... [Full Story]

September 26, 2007

Paris Hilton in Rwanda?

Yes, it's true. In fact, Hilton says it's all part of her new, postjail commitment to use her celebrity to bring the spotlight to what she feels are important causes around the world. "I'll be going in November, after I get back from filming my movie," Hilton exclusively tells... [Full Story]

September 22, 2007

Paris Hilton dating a pizza boy?

Have you seen the piece of ass Paris is dating these days? Not since Ashton Kutcher was a face so predisposed for the world of modeling. The heiress, 26, has been parading dishy Alex Vaggo, 20, around Los Angeles after meeting him in a nightclub. Last night friends described... [Full Story]

September 18, 2007

Paris is a Climber!

Paris Hilton clearly had a good time out with her pals the other night after the Emmys when, unfortunately, something got in her way -- a gate! But did that put a damper on the heiress' evening? No way! Paris climbed over that gate (at her parents' Bel Air mansion)... [Full Story]

September 15, 2007

Britney-Paris-Lindsay Biopic in the Works

Joe Nasser, the executive producer behind the new Anna Nicole Smith movie, said today that he is in pre-production on a film called "Hollywood Brats," which will be based on the real-life crime blotter events in the lives of a trio of young celebrities. "It's all about these girls... [Full Story]

September 7, 2007

Paris Sues Hallmark Cards is reporting that Paris Hilton has filed a federal lawsuit over a $2.49 Hallmark greeting card that uses a photo of the heiress and her trademarked phrase "That's Hot." In a complaint filed yesterday in U.S. District Court in Los Angeles, Hilton alleges that Hallmark has, among other transgressions,... [Full Story]

August 20, 2007

Paris Hilton to star in Celeb 'Big Brother' UK?

Paris Hilton is set to star in the next series of 'Celebrity Big Brother' UK after reportedly being offered more than $600,000. (below: Paris spends this weekend at her Malibu estate) The hotel heiress, who starred in her own reality TV show 'The Simple Life', is said to be desperate... [Full Story]

August 11, 2007


This is extremely dissapointing. The heiress spent yesterday in Malibu with "Entourage" hottie Adrian Grenier. The two hung out at her beach house and romped on the beach. And later that night, they showed up together to show their support for the environment at's private screening of LEO... [Full Story]

July 31, 2007

Paris Lands Acting Job

Just when it looked like Paris Hilton had finally run out of luck and become unemployed with the cancellation of her TV show, "The Simple Life," the celebutard landed a starring role in a movie. Hilton will sing and act as she plays the privileged daughter of Paul Sorvino in... [Full Story]

July 27, 2007

Merry Christmas Neighbors; Paris is moving out!

Paris Hilton wants more privacy. The celebrity socialite has put her Los Angeles home on the market for $4.25 million. Arguably one of the most closely watched people in the world, Ms. Hilton wants to buy a larger home in a gated community or, at least, one with a long... [Full Story]

July 15, 2007

I'm Sick of her too... But hear me out.

There isn't much worse than a slow news day when you're in the mood for news. So I dug up a few photos of Paris that tickled me and threw them up here. Thats all. I love this shot of her with Jason Davis (that oily bastards brother) circa... [Full Story]

July 13, 2007

Investigation into Possible Special for Paris in Jail

Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department on Thursday launched an internal investigation into whether the hotel heiress got special perks while at the Century Regional Detention Center in Lynwood. This gist of the perks her perkiness recieved: Hilton had free access to a cordless phone while other prisoners must wait in... [Full Story]

July 10, 2007

B/c You thought Paris was Telling the Truth

Page Six reports that even though Paris told Larry King she'd never done drugs, the newly spiritual heirhead emerged from an SUV in front of Hollywood club Teddy's the other night in what witnesses describe as a cloud of marijuana smoke. "She took a huge puff off of a... [Full Story]

July 3, 2007

One Girls Trash is Another Persons Obvious Cry For Help

In need of some over priced, slightly used, semen covered hair extensions? Are you in luck! has a few items on ebay you might be interested in. For starters there are hair extension pulled right from the trash can of one miss Paris Hilton. Also up for grab is... [Full Story]

June 29, 2007

Paris dons disguise while in Hawaii

She's kinda hot as a brunette.... [Full Story]

June 28, 2007

Paris on Larry King Recap

I'm am so doing you a favor here. That interview was dullsville. Hearing Paris read from her own 'deep thoughts' was very uncomforatble. Her own philosophical look at life. It's feels wrong. At one point she said "Don't serve the time; let the time serve you". That lesson has Matthew... [Full Story]

June 27, 2007

Lest we forget, Paris goes on Larry King tonight at 9pm

That is all.... [Full Story]

June 26, 2007

Paris Hilton Happy to be Free

A smiling Paris Hilton walked out of a Los Angeles County jail just after midnight on Tuesday, officially ending a bizarre, three-week stay that ignited furious debate over celebrity treatment in the jail system. Hilton smiled and waved as she filed past deputies and the media, her blond hair pulled... [Full Story]

June 25, 2007

Paris to be released on Tuesday

The Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department Friday set a date for the release of Paris Hilton from jail, where she is serving 23 days for violating probation. Records specialists calculated her actual release date, based on Los Angeles Superior Court Judge Michael Sauer's orders, and it is Tuesday, People... [Full Story]

June 24, 2007

Paris interview to be with Larry King

TMZ has learned Paris Hilton will make her post-jail appearance on "Larry King Live" Wednesday night. We are told Hilton will appear in-stuido for the entire hour of the show. It's a major coup following the NBC debacle yesterday. This Monday, TMZ's Harvey Levin will guest-host for King. His... [Full Story]

June 22, 2007

Rome Is Dead -- NBC Pulls Plug On Paris

Inside sources at NBC tell TMZ the network has just cancelled its interview with Paris Hilton. The interview was given the code name 'Rome' yesterday when it was first leaked that the heiress was being offered $1million for her first post prison sit down. The Burbank bureau was preparing for... [Full Story]

June 21, 2007


NBC has agreed to pay as much as $1 million for Paris Hilton's first after-jail interview, which will appear on the "Today" show, The Post has learned. Sources told The Post the sit-down will be conducted by Meredith Vieira the day after the heir-head is sprung some time next week.... [Full Story]

June 18, 2007

New time wasters just in... Pariscarraige07 is Open Again!

Not familiar with ParisCarraige07? It's this naughty little site where good citizens who pay to see photos from that infamous storage locker of Paris Hilton's post photo's from Paris' personal stock. Everything from Paris so pre plastic surgery you wouldn't know it was her to Paris and a guest passed... [Full Story]

June 15, 2007

Nicky Hilton 'Hysterical' After Visiting Paris

Kathy Hilton and daughter Nicky are still reeling from their visits to Paris in jail, they tell PEOPLE. "It's tough. It is," said Kathy, who saw her daughter on Tuesday. "It's just one hour a week: 30 minutes on Sunday and 30 minutes on Tuesday. We talk through glass."... [Full Story]

June 11, 2007

Paris Talks To Barbara About her Goals

Paris Hilton spoke to Barbara Walters on Sunday via prison phone. She spoke of god, she spoke of charity, she spoke of not being so dumb any more. Whatever. Just read it. "How are you?" I asked. Paris answered, "I'm hanging in there." But she declared, "I feel as... [Full Story]

June 8, 2007


The press conference is OUTSTANDING. When they announced it to the press one member yelled 'NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NO NO NO NO' as though a pitt bull had his leg. Developing.... [Full Story]

Your Paris Update

Still not much to report but I've got Fox News and MSNBC on constant flip so you don't have to. MSNBC reports she is in the court room as we speak and the 'experts' that dragged their asses into the Fox News studios today seem certain the slutebrity will... [Full Story]

Using a publicity whore for publicity?

TMZ has it figured out, we think. "The Darling Family" is the rich, dysfunctional family at the center of a new ABC dramedy coming this fall called "Dirty Sexy Money." Could this be a publicity stunt for that show? A full-page ad showed up with the same message in... [Full Story]

June 7, 2007

Paris Going Back To Jail? Maybe.

TMZ has learned that a judge has ordered Paris Hilton back to his Los Angeles courtroom, telling her she must attend tomorrow morning's hearing! Late today, L.A. City Attorney Rocky Delgadillo filed paperwork demanding a hearing before Judge Michael Sauer to determine why the Sheriff's Department allowed Paris to... [Full Story]


Paris Hilton was let out of jail Thursday morning, days after she began serving what was to have been a 45-day sentence for violating probation, a spokesman for the Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department said. Hilton must wear a monitoring bracelet and remain at her home for another 40... [Full Story]

June 4, 2007

Paris in Prison: It might look something like this...

The Paris Hilton wax figure at Madame Tussauds in New York underwent a makeover this weekend to reflect the heiress' current situation. The only thing missing is the ball and chain! Source... [Full Story]

Paris Enters The Clink

TMZ captured footage of Paris Hilton turning herself over to Sheriff's authorities Sunday night. Video here. It didn't go down at the jail. Paris' mega-lawyer, Richard Hutton, picked her up at her parents' house at 10:30 PM. Hilton and Hutton then drove to the Men's Central Jail in downtown Los... [Full Story]

Paris Hilton Butt of Jokes at MTV Movie Awards

Paris looked like she was doing all she could not to break into tears at last nights MTV Movie Awards. Host Sarah Silverman made light of the celebutards impending sentence by weaving jail humor in with the heiresses notorious sexual appetite. And the crowd LOVED it. It went something... [Full Story]

May 22, 2007

Paris Hilton's Holy Product Placement

The holy bible is hot. Pics from Splash... [Full Story]

May 21, 2007

Paris to Pen Jail House Diary

I will assume this means she will be speaking into a tape recorder only to have the words translated later into book form. According to the UK Sun: "There will be details of clashes with prisoners and disgusting meals." The source added, "She thinks this will show she is... [Full Story]

May 15, 2007

Paris and Francis: Slammer Sobbing

TMZ has two updates on Paris and Joe Francis' state of mind that tickled me pink. Paris' shrink, Dr. Charles Sophy, claims Hilton is "not capable of any meaningful participation" in a civil trial brought against her by diamond heiress Zeta Graff. In a $10 million lawsuit filed in... [Full Story]

May 14, 2007

That's a good 'get' for god...

Paris Hilton joins sister Nicky and mom at church this past Sunday. At church. church. church.... [Full Story]

May 9, 2007

Paris, Seriously. Help me help you... has posted photos that show Paris Hilton driving her car YESTERDAY. As in after being sentenced to jail, after asking the Governator to pardon her and after telling Harpers Bizaar that she gets pulled over, mostly, b/c the cops like to hit on her. I will surgically remove my... [Full Story]

Cammy weights in on Paris

Cameron Diaz popped by TRL to promote her new movie Shrek the 3rd. While chatting with ... whoever hosts that show now she shared her wisdom on the whole Paris/Jail thing. "People make bad choices and they make them for all different reasons and for whatever reason she made... [Full Story]

May 8, 2007


Paris Hilton could break out of her 45-day jail sentence six days ahead of schedule -- but only if she's on her best behavior. In other words, she MUST serve 39 days minimum, and there's no way out earlier. TMZ has learned that Hilton is eligible for a "Good... [Full Story]

May 6, 2007

Paris Hilton has been Warned: Prison will be hell.

Family and friends of Paris' soon to be fellow inmates spoke to reporters outside Century Regional Detention Facility yesterday and their message of doom was clear. "If you act like you're all high-class and uppity," one visitor said, "you're done." "My ex-wife got beat up and got a black... [Full Story]

May 5, 2007

Paris Will Serve Time!!!

A judge has ordered Paris to jail for 45 days! She will begin her sentence on June 5. TMZ has video of the heiress leaving the court house. An emotional Paris, with tears welling up in her eyes, told the judge moments before the decision "I'm sorry, I'm sorry."... [Full Story]

April 20, 2007

'The Carrier' Gets a New Man

ANOTHER man has fallen prey to the wiles of Paris Hilton. Although she was supposedly dating "Desperate Housewives" hottie Josh Henderson, Hilton showed up at Teddy's in L.A. Wednesday night with sister Nicky, David Katzenberg and Petra Nemcova's ex, "You're Beautiful" whiner James Blunt. Our spy watched as Hilton... [Full Story]

March 28, 2007

The Paris Hilton Rack Game

There's been some speculation about whether or not the trust fund tramp has gotten her boobs enlarged. I hate when people make me defend this girl. Besides the fact that Paris had fabulous breasts to begin with, she has also expressed her love for them over and over. And... [Full Story]

March 1, 2007

Associated Press bans all mention of Paris Hilton. Oops.

The wire service's entertainment editor Jesse Washington sent a memo to staffers on Feb. 13 that said, barring any major events, the AP would not run any mention of Paris Hilton on the wire, according to the memo, which was obtained by the New York Observer. In the Observer... [Full Story]

January 24, 2007

Everything But The Girl

Remember when Paris forgot to pay her storage fee's and lost a bunch of crap in the process? Well now all that crap is for sale at You have to pay $38.00/month just to view the stuff and most weekends I can see her vag for much less...... [Full Story]

December 4, 2006

Japanese Paris Hilton Doll For You!

Thank you Gallery of the Absurd... You've out done yourselves..... The following announcement is written in Engrish: Sanrio gracefully announce in a recently a Paris Hilton version of Hello Kitty doll. Only available in Japan. Makes the hoards of U.S. Paris Hilton fans filled with sadness and regret...until now. Gallery... [Full Story]

November 26, 2006

Britney & Paris: It Continues

I really thought this would blow over faster than this. And how low does your cleavage have to be when Paris isn't the Slutty one? Although props on the holiday colors. You look like the elves of Babylon.... [Full Story]

November 1, 2006

Halloween with Paris aka major wonky eye

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October 9, 2006

Paris And Nicole BFF Again!

The feud between "The Simple Life" co-stars Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie appears to be over. TMZ cameras were there as Paris and Nicole broke bread (or beef) at Dan Tana's Steakhouse in West Hollywood last night. The pair arrived together in Paris' Range Rover and caused a frenzy... [Full Story]

Paris Likes Her Pot

Like any party girl, Paris Hilton has space in her handbag for only the barest of essentials: a vial of nail varnish for emergency repairs, a mobile phone - and a bag of suspicious-looking leaves.... [Full Story]

September 26, 2006

Paris Charged With DUI

Paris Hilton has been charged with driving under the influence. The Los Angeles City Attorney filed misdemeanor charges Tuesday, in connection with Hilton's arrest earlier this month. The heiress, who was driving her pricey Mercedes McLaren SLR, was pulled over in Hollywood after police spotted her driving erratically. Cops... [Full Story]

September 22, 2006

"Nothing In This World" video debut

This video is a damn good time... See it here.... [Full Story]

September 21, 2006

Paris, is like, Not So Smart

Paris has told investigators looking into the home-invasion robbery of "Girls Gone Wild" producer Joe Francis that she's dumb as a fart in a mitten. Dateline to air footage. The heir head told investigators probing the home-invasion robbery of "Girls Gone Wild" producer Joe Francis that she's not a reliable... [Full Story]

September 20, 2006

Paris Gives Up a Benjamin

"You Paris Hilton! Can I get a hundred dollars?" was the exact quote. Before Paris could answer, then man came down quite a bit, asking "how 'bout a dollar?" But Paris heard the first request and reached beside her and handed the man a crumpled $100 bill. She then... [Full Story]

September 15, 2006

Paris Shows Her 'Bits' To Her Driver

Paris Hilton has been giving drivers an eyeful this week, using free Bentley transfers provided by E-zine to change between shows. "She's not shy with her naughty bits, but at least she's not behind the wheel when she's doing it," laughs our man in the chauffeur's cap. Source... [Full Story]

September 12, 2006

Another Place Paris Isn't Welcome

PARIS Hilton is not wanted at Ian Schrager's Gramercy Park Hotel. Friday night, after partying at Marquee and drinking "lots" of vodka and pineapple juice, Hilton tried to join Orlando Bloom, Winona Ryder and Josh Lucas in the hotel's Rose Bar, but bouncer Damien stopped her due to Schrager's... [Full Story]

September 7, 2006


What a lovely site. Though I can't shake the feeling that, on some level, she was totally turned on. God bless ya TMZ and X17.... [Full Story]

Paris Hilton Arrested For DUI

LOS ANGELES (AP) -- Paris Hilton was arrested early Thursday for investigation of driving under the influence after she was spotted in Hollywood "driving erratically," police said. Hilton was arrested shortly before 12:30 a.m., said police Officer I. Isabella. "The officers observed that Hilton exhibited the symptoms of intoxication.... [Full Story]

September 6, 2006

Paris Gets Rejected

Paris Hilton, Brandon Davis and P Diddy are were denied access to the exclusive Bungalow 8 VMA Party last week. Fire Marshals, the hero's of the common man, were cock blocking the tumultuous trio and as the pictures will show, Paris is heartbroken over the public humiliation. Brandon is... [Full Story]

September 4, 2006

Paris To Return To Mother Ship

So many jokes so little time. Paris has decided to get a ticket to ride. Into Space. Her reason? She hopes to meet Yoda. We should be proud. She and Lance Bass should make wonderful representatives of our planet. The Simple Life star has reportedly shelled out $195,000 on a... [Full Story]

August 23, 2006

Paris Cries When She Hears Her Music

Paris tells Blender Magazine that she cries when she hears her music. I concur. "People go crazy," the 25-year-old socialite/reality TV star/singer says in an interview in the September issue of Blender, on newsstands Tuesday. "They love it. Everyone's like, ‘Who is this?' I don't tell. Because I don't want... [Full Story]

August 21, 2006

Paris Gets Recognized For Her True Talents

The stars may be blind, but people can see what's right in front of them. According to the New York Post, Paris Hilton has landed in the Guinness Book of World Records for, no, not that... and not that, either (there are certain words the family-friendly annal cannot print,... [Full Story]

August 17, 2006

Contract Crabs for the Low Price of $1500.00

Paris Hilton is auctioning off, among other items, her bed frame and mattress on [Full Story]

August 11, 2006

The Paris Single

With the release of Paris Hilton’s debut self-titled album just around the corner (8/22), and the immense radio and MTV success of her first single “Stars are Blind,” we have another BRAND NEW track for you to feature, “Fightin’ Over Me” featuring Fat Joe and Jadakiss! Totalassault... [Full Story]

August 6, 2006

Paris is no Whore... Says Paris

Paris wont have sex. Prefering instead to tongue her prey into submission. The 25-year-old who gained international fame when a former boyfriend posted a videotape of the couple having sex on the Internet denied leading a promiscuous lifestyle in an interview with the British edition of GQ magazine. "I'm not... [Full Story]

August 2, 2006

Paris and Stavros Back On?

Paris Hilton has gotten back together with Stavros Niarchos. For now. While they're in St. Tropez. The lodging heiress -- linked to various squires, including football stud Matt Leinart, this summer -- proclaimed her (sort of) undying love for the Greek shipping heir while she partied the night away... [Full Story]

July 28, 2006

Paris And Nicole To End Feud?

Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie are set to publicly end their two-year-old feud as guests of US chat show king David Letterman. The beloved TV host has offered to play peacekeeper after inviting The Simple Life stars to appear together on his The Late Show programme in September. The... [Full Story]

July 21, 2006

Paris Pulled Over

The traffic trifecta is complete... At 1:50 a.m., Paris Hilton was stopped by L.A. Sheriff's Deputy Rudy Acevedo on Sunset Blvd. after he spotted her repeatedly slowing and stopping in front of the nightclub Privilege. Josh Levine, a videographer for, said that when Acevedo flashed his red light, "Paris... [Full Story]

July 8, 2006

Official Paris Album Cover

Source/Credit-- JJB... [Full Story]

June 30, 2006

Another Paris Single Online

AOL drops Paris' second (or is this 3rd? who knows) single "Turn It Up". Listen here.... [Full Story]

No Hilton Discount for Paris

A mildly amusing radio prank when the Paris Hilton tries for a family discount at a Hilton in Glasgow. She sounds like a woodland creature. Paris was a guest on Glasgow's Real Radio Program recently when the hosts had her call the Glasgow Hilton and ask for a discount on... [Full Story]

June 27, 2006

Review Of Paris' Album

1. 'Stars Are Blind' Plays hide the sausage with UB40's 'Kingston Town'. Accidentally brilliant. 2. 'Screwed' What's this? It's 'Screwed'. And 'Screwed' has been 'free' on the internet for about 5 years. 3. 'I Want You' Hello hip-hop. Are you hiding Paris Hilton? She must be underneath the bassline... [Full Story]

June 25, 2006

Paris Rocks the Half Glove

I'm not obsessed has already attempted at the leg work to find where these god awful things came from... but as always, it hurts me to admit, the girl pulls them off.... [Full Story]

June 24, 2006

Paris Hilton at the O2 Wireless Festival

I'm really diggin all these blondes going brunette...... [Full Story]

June 13, 2006

Paris Wont Be Sued Over Car Crash

Hotel heiress Paris Hilton has confessed that she hit a parked car while she was attempting to exit a car park on Thursday (6-8-06) in L.A., but insists it was the paparazzo's fault for "disorientating" beforehand, according to a published report. The socialite was caught red-handed leaving the scene... [Full Story]

June 10, 2006

Paris in Hit and Run

Paris Hilton hit a parked car causing damage, then left without leaving a note -- a violation of California law, and it's all on video. It happened Thursday after a shopping spree in trendy Robertson Blvd in L.A. with her new BFF, Kim Kardashian . After loading her shopping... [Full Story]

June 8, 2006

Paris Park Peculiar

Two things... 1) Celebutard? That's brilliant. 2) What sort of injury did Paris' flack suffer that statements like 'I find that surprising' can be made straight faced? PARKING PEST PARIS Hilton looked able-bodied last time we looked, but she's been parking in a space reserved for handicapped drivers. Residents of... [Full Story]

May 23, 2006

Checking in with the Hiltons

From PG6: Nicky Hilton may start her own boutique-hotel chain. The hotel heiress huddled at Social Miami in South Beach with promoter Ingrid Casares and interior decorator Faye Resnick (a friend of O.J. Simpson's slain wife, Nicole). Hilton's manager, Paul Fisher, confirmed that Nicky and her partners were looking... [Full Story]

May 12, 2006

Paris Introduces Video Game By Wrong Name

Stupid Bitch Yahoonews Wearing a green minidress and red platform pumps, Hilton made a brief appearance at the Electronic Entertainment Expo to promote "Paris Hilton's Jewel Jam." "Sorry I'm late," the heiress said. "I'm really excited to have my new video game, 'Diamondquest.' Thank you all for coming, and you... [Full Story]

May 4, 2006

Paris And Nicky Hilton Are Orange

Paris and Nicky Hilton arriving at the Shag nightclub in Hollywood. Actually it looks like Nicky got her Mystic Tan done on top of a bit of a sunburn, which would explain her reddish orange tint...... [Full Story]

May 2, 2006

Paris Hilton & Stavros Niarchos Split

Shipping Heirs Beware! People Mag is reporting that Paris and her perennial mate Stravos Niarchos have ended their public affection tour and gone their separate ways. People reports: "I confirm that she's split with him. They are no longer a couple. I don't know the exact day they split." Hilton,... [Full Story]

April 4, 2006

Paris Hilton Gives The Red Carpet Crowd What They Want

It's the Paris Hilton red carpet camel toe, complete with super gross close-up! (NSFW) [Note: Clicking any of the links will lead to larger non work safe versions of the picture. You've been warned.]... [Full Story]

February 20, 2006

Paris Hilton makes lesbian sex tape with Nicole Lenz

From the always reliable Female First: Paris Hilton made a lesbian sex tape with a Playboy pin-up, it has been claimed. The hotel heiress allegedly made the "horniest videotape of all time" with Playboy beauty Nicole Lenz. Okay, so the veracity of this Paris Hilton and sex tapes has... [Full Story]

February 15, 2006

Paris Hilton, Woman Of The Year

God only knows why the Germans decided to honor Paris Hilton as 2005's Woman Of The Year... Aside from assorted nipple slips, she really didn't do anything all year. Now if they were talking about 2004 that would be a different story - as millions of Internet porn surfers... [Full Story]

February 12, 2006

Paris Hilton And Val Kilmer - That's Not Hot!

We're not exactly sure where this oogie picture of Val Kilmer and Paris Hilton together came from, but it is gross enough to warrant a little gawking... There's more after the jump, which you might want to view on and empty stomach...... [Full Story]

February 8, 2006

Hilton Publicist, "Paris Hilton Does Not Have Herpes"

From CourtTV's coverage of the Paris Hilton/Brian Quintana restraining order hearing.LOS ANGELES - A Hollywood PR consultant who says he introduced Paris Hilton to her boyfriend, Greek shipping heir Stavros Niarchos, was granted a permanent restraining order Tuesday against the heiress, whom he claims threatened to put a hit out... [Full Story]

Paris Hilton, Stalker

Paris Hilton and Brian Quintana in happier times... Paris Hilton's crazy train made a stop in a LA courtroom yesterday where the celebutante was smacked down for her smackdowns.LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Hotel heiress Paris Hilton was ordered Tuesday to stay away from a Los Angeles party planner who claimed... [Full Story]

February 5, 2006

Paris Hilton Needs To Wear A Bra

Not that it's even remotely news-worthy any more, Paris Blogged has the latest nip-slip. Sadly, the most interesting thing to me in the picture was that grimace on Ken Shamrock's face. Yes, I realize there's hot, cellebutant action goin' on in the foreground...but Ken Shamrock can kill with his... [Full Story]

February 2, 2006

Paris Hilton Looses A Bunch Of Stuff

From TMZ has learned the celebutante has put out an APB for personal items, including her journal, computers, tapes and hundreds of photos that were allegedly "illegally seized" from a storage facility, according to her publicist, Elliott Mintz. Mintz told TMZ, last week he received a call from... [Full Story]


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