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Katrina Darling Does Playboy: Kate Middleton’s Burlesque Cousin

What’s the point in being the second cousin once removed from the Duchess of Cambridge (and future Queen of England) if you can’t give your burlesque career a bit of a boost? Katrina Darling has never met her semi-cousin and didn’t even know they were related until Kate Middleton was about to become Prince William’s […]

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Kate Middleton with Bad Teeth on U.S. Magazine

The U.S. magazine The New Republic photoshopped the Duchess of Cambridge, Kate Middleton with some really nasty teeth for their latest publication. The point of the bad teeth (aside for the stereotype of Britons having bad teeth) seems to have something to do with the state of the United Kingdom in anticipation of the summer […]

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Prince William Rescues Russian Sailors At Sea (Video)

Flight Lt. William Wales, otherwise known as Prince William or the Duke of Cambridge, responded to a call for help from the Russian cargo ship Swanland, which reported their ship was taking on water thought to be due to a cracked hull from bad weather. Prince William is the co-pilot of a four-man helicopter rescue […]

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Prince Harry Takes a Harley to Las Vegas then Takes Vegas

Prince Harry has been in the United States for some military training in Arizona the last couple of months and he hasn’t wasted any of his down time laying around any barracks. He made headlines enjoying the nightlife in San Diego (alcohol and women were involved) and now he’s making headlines doing Las Vegas (alcohol […]

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Kate Middleton Pregnant?

Kate Middleton Pregnant? Two U.S. tabloids are reporting that Kate Middleton is pregnant. In Touch features a photo of the Duchess of Cambridge touching her belly and Star features a story that the wife of Prince William collapsed and had to be rushed to the hospital. The evidence that the future Queen of England is […]

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Prince Harry Warned to Keep His Pecker in His Pants While in Arizona!

Prince Harry of England is in Arizona undergoing the last stage of his top-gun helicopter training course and his reputation as a ladies man has followed him to the new American wild west. He’s been told to keep his pecker in his pants while in Arizona with a firm reminder that the fathers of the […]

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King of Bhutan Jigme Khesar Namgyel Wangchuck to Marry Commoner Jetsun Pema (Photos)

Jetsun Pema with King of Bhutan, Jigme Khesar Namgyel Wangchuck The wedding of Prince William to Kate Middleton isn’t the only Royal Wedding in the world. There’s one in the works in Bhutan, a small land-locked country in South Asia (next to India and the Himalayas, I looked it up). I can’t pronounce the names, […]

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Prince Harry King of Canada?

Prince Harry, King of Canada? There’s a group of Monarchists (or Royalists) in Canada that are lobbying to have Prince Harry, third in line to the throne of Great Britain, be installed as King of Canada. It seems the Canadians (at least the ones who are into the monarchy) are a little put out that […]

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Will and Kate Make Kensington Palace Home

Will and Kate will make Kensington Palace home whenever they are in London. The newlywed royals aren’t having to rough it to say the least. Will and Kate make Kensington Palace Home And here I had the image of Prince William and the former Kate Middleton (now Princess Catherine), otherwise known as the Duke and […]

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Princess Beatrice Wedding Hat to be Auctioned Off

Princess Beatrice Wedding Hat to be Auctioned Off Love it or hate it, the Princess Beatrice wedding hat has reached iconic levels. Of all the pomp, ceremony and high fashion at the wedding of the century, it is perhaps the hat worn by Princess Beatrice of York that has gotten the most attention. It has […]

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Prince William, Kate Middleton Honeymoon in The Seychelles

Prince William and Kate Middleton, the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge, have jetted off to honeymoon in The Seychelles. Those crazy Windsors! Or Cambridges or Waleses or whatever their last name is have secretly jetted off on a honeymoon to the island chain of The Seychelles in the Indian Ocean. First they announced they were […]

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Princess Diana Death Photo to Show at Cannes Film Festival: Unlawful Killing

A Princess Diana death photo that has never before been seen in the United Kingdom is featured in a new documentary film that will be shown at Cannes Film Festival to the outrage of many Britons. The graphic image is part of a documentary by Keith Allen, Unlawful Killing. Uber left-wing film maker and actor […]

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Pippa Middleton Royal Wedding Party Plans

Pippa Middleton is Kate Middleton’s younger sister. She helps run her parent’s party business as an events planner and is planning a party for the Royal Wedding that has the Royal Family a little on edge. Read about it below. The Brits are a bit up in arms over the plans of Pippa Middleton to […]

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Royal Wedding Rehearsal Video or Maybe Not!

With the Royal Wedding just a couple of weeks away we know there’s been a lot of rehearsing going on. After all, there’s going to be million gazillion people watching as the lovely Kate Middleton walks down the aisle to meet her Prince Charming (Prince William) at the alter of Westminster Abbey. At least they […]

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Kate Middleton Engagement Ring Has to be Resized

Kate Middleton has been dieting in anticipation of a hundred gazillion people who will be watching her wedding. Who can blame her? As a result, the engagement ring that was given to her by Prince William that was once Princess Diana’s is now falling off her freakin’ fingers. She’s given it back to Prince William […]

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