Funny Caption Contest: Stalker Senate Candidate Edition

In Portland, Oregon, Dr. Monica Wehby seemed to be on a roll as an upcoming political figure running for the U.S. Senate. Then right before the election, the wheels started to fall off when POLITICO reported that the good doctor had repeated unwanted contact with a former boyfriend, including hanging around his house, and even let herself inside the house without his permission. Then THE OREGONIAN reported that after having “some alcoholic drinks” the doctor got into a verbal dispute with her former husband and hit him with a pad during another incident reported to police. Due to Oregon’s vote by mail system where so many voters had already cast their ballots, Wehby won the election a little over 50% of the vote, although evidence proved among late voters her votes dried up and sharply declined, where she would have lost the election if the voting would have all been on election day, instead of the last month. So there you have it, a doctor who does brain surgery, who has had some alcohol related run-ins with the law, who can’t win the November election as many voters abandoned her after these stories broke about her personal life. So there you go. Have at it Wizbang Pop fans. Let’s hear your best jokes about stalker senate candidate.