AMERICAN HORROR STORY & The Bondage Toy Company

Veteran actress Jessica Lange has indeed been a scary presence on cable TV’s AMERICAN HORROR STORY. Now, it turns out that a bondage toy company is taking credit for supplying the hit horror TV show with not just one, but 24 punishment canes that were used as props in the show, and also used in one memorable scene in which the evil Mother Superior character played by Lange, tortured two of the asylum inmates who attempted to escape.

The Fort Myers, Florida based Canes4Pain company has also taken to Twitter to brag about their painful and scary-looking products making it onto the small screen as horror movie props. On Twitter, customers of the company brag about how much they enjoy the company’s products(Yeah, but they’re not on the receiving end! Those on the receiving end of some of these outrageous toys are probably less than real happy to actually feel these products being used on them unless they’re a big time submissive!).

And things only get more scary on the Canes4Pain website that actually sells this company’s products. There are not only plenty of frightening looking items for sale, not for use by the timid, but also some supposedly good advice features, such how to wash blood off the canes the company sells. Blood? Now, that’s scary!

While the company just might be a major pain in the ass to most people, it can at least take credit for selling items so frightening looking that horror movies are buying their products to act as production props. There you go for dubious honors! The company even openly brags about the pain, bruises and welts that many of these instruments will cause when used as intended. That’s incredible! Not many products will take credit for hurting someone when used as intended!

Believe it or not, with the mainstream popularity of FIFTY SHADES OF GREY, this little company might actually have more mainstream customers and fans than it once had, with a little kink in the bedroom less taboo than ever right now for some couples. Even the TUCSON WEEKLY of all things, managed to put aside stories on country music and country living long enough to write a recent feature about the mainstreaming of kink since the runaway success of FIFTY SHADES OF GREY.

Surprisingly, Canes4Pain was also a participating business in last week’s small business Saturday national event. Yeah, when you’re buying bondage toys, you certainly want to buy local and stay away from the big box store’s of bondage toys, right?

Some companies sure know how to whip up a little success, don’t they?

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  • ljcarolyne

    Might not hurt to have a few on hand for a Revolution to be used against the Regime, because it’s coming soon!