Leave it up to government to fix things that aren’t broken. But, those city fathers in two Texas cities, Ft. Worth and Lewisville have taken to writing new city ordinances regarding body paint after a restaurant and bar chain, Redneck Heaven, started to feature waitresses whose only costume was a bikini bottom and body paint on their tops. But, it was not only that those waitresses served customers within closed doors in their bodypaint, but some also served meals to customers sitting outside as well. Most of the waitresses seemed to think that the body paint costumes were fun and cooler with the hot Texas sun right now, but government didn’t like it and decided to act. – Government: They want to take all your money for taxes, and then take away all of your rights in return. Some bargain, huh?