Stupid Porn, Canadian Style

A while ago we had a comic look at what had to be the most stupid porn site ever, where young adult women were dressed like babies and photographed laying in an oversized crib. Well, a Canadian soft porn site is now another strong contender for the stupidest porn site ever, if not the most stupid in all of Canada. DRY HUMPING, a quaint old fashioned name if ever there was one, features young Canadian women over the age of 18, riding inflatable sea monsters, inflatable toys, and inflatable dolls, often fully clothed. The result is most often completely laughable rather than erotic, although the Website warns viewers that it may cause an erection. No not really. Especially not for me. But, the site is great for laughs. Check DRY HUMPING out sometime, or better yet subscribe and only encourage more stupid porn like this to flourish in this world.

If you need a good laugh, check out one of the worst soft porn sites of all time. This is true comedy stuff here. This must be the real pride of Canada, here.

BTW, dry humping may be just fine for some folks, but it’s murder on the dry cleaning bills for others. You generally do sex in the nude to save your clothes from a body fluid cleanup afterwards, among other reasons. Otherwise, it’s a biz bag and the washing machine later.

Seeing mostly fully dressed girls(it’s cold up in Canada, you know) riding inflatable swimming pool toys has to be a real source of national pride for most of our friends up North. And only makes my heart swell with pride for my own Canadian ancestry as well. If only my own great grand father was alive to see this!

‘eh, here’s Katie from Moosejaw, ‘eh. She’s a seal tanner there, ‘eh. She’s ridin’ a seahorse, ‘eh…Pretty erotic, ‘eh….

Disclaimer: No actual inflatable seahorses were harmed in the making of this stupid porn.

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