Forget all of the debates, smoke filled rooms, political ads, buttons or lawn signs. The only real election that should matter is what was better, Kate topless or bottomless? You compare the facts here and vote for your choice. This is democracy in action here folks. It’s your duty as a good citizen to get out and vote. In fact, vote early, vote often, or even register your dog to vote here if you wish or your dead relatives. This time it’s perfectly legal compared to those other elections.
Maybe, you’re an undecided voter here. So you might pick Kate getting sunscreen lotion rubbed on her ass by the Prince. It’s up to you America. It’s your civic duty to vote.