TLC is running the latest series of EXTREME CHEAPSKATES, and one really cheap woman seems to set all records for sheer outrageousness. Kay brags that she hasn’t done laundry in a traditional machine or dryer for three years, instead using the same water while she’s taking a shower to her wash clothes at the same time. Christ!
And even worse, she hasn’t bought toilet paper in near eternity either, instead using some squirt bottle with water to wash her cheap ass. Holy Christ!
Thanks so much for contributing to the recession, Kay. It’s God damn cheap ass folks like you who refuse to consume goods and give people a few jobs that are screwing things up.
No washee washee for Kay, huh?