Say it ain’t so, but someone by the real legal name of Jackmeoff Mudd was arrested in Fort Lauderdale, Florida for a variety of petty crimes including disorderly conduct and assault related to suspected public consumption of alcohol. Well, that’s disappointing isn’t it? You’d certainly expect someone with a fine name like Jackmeoff to behave himself in a far more diginified manner, wouldn’t you?
But, seriously why name any child, Jackmeoff? But, then again they say that you can pick your nose, but not your family.