Q: What Has Big Breasts And Sucks? A: PIRANHA 3DD

PIRANHA 3DD was made on a shoestring budget of just $20 million dollars, but the horror comedy movie garnered just $5 million back as a sheer testament to what a terrible movie it is. On Rotten Tomatoes, the film gets a blazing 14% critical approval, which to me seems more than kind for a truly bad film. Dimension Pictures previously produced effective horror comedies such as the SCREAM series before this turkey sequel to PIRANHA, all of which are far superior films.

What PIRANHA 3DD attempted to do was to present a lame excuse to use 3D technology to throw some huge breasts at the screen along with not much of a horror movie storyline at all about some school piranha fish( that incidentally was thought to be long since extinct) attacking a public pool business where big breasted girls get in for free. Oh great! Don’t you just hate those big breasted piranha attacks? Well, this time you surely will!

PIRANHA 3DD is teenage crap of the worst variety, where even the appearance of guest stars like Gary Busey and David Hasslehoff do absolutely nothing to save an awful movie that’s truly poor.

God help you if you spend good money after bad buying the Bluray disc of this crap because you want to see some big boobs in 3D. That isn’t even a good enough reason here.

You can’t even write an intelligent review of movie that’s this brainless and bad. This movie has nothing redeeming going for it at all. Nothing!

The Bottom Line: Unwatchably bad, PIRANHA 3DD is a horrid little movie that should appeal to almost no one. *(One star, poor. Only watch this as a Redbox rental if you must. But, be warned, this isn’t a very good movie at all. Enough said here).

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