Actor With Enormous Manhood Frisked By TSA

You can’t make up a story this good, but Jonah Falcon, the proud owner of the world’s biggest penis was frisked by a TSA worker at the airport as he planned to board a plane, all of this lead to an embarrassing situation for everyone.

Although the GUINNESS WORLD BOOK OF RECORDS doesn’t record such outrageous statistics, Jonah Falcon’s penis rates unofficially as the longest in the world at 9 inches flaccid and 13.5 inches erect. The reason his penis is 13.5 inches and not 12 inches, is because 12 inches would be a foot(I know, that’s a terrible joke).

Jonah Falcon has received numerous offers to do adult films, but has so far turned everyone down. leaving just those penis midgets to battle it out in naked romps in front of x-rated cameras. But, then again this might be a good thing. Who wants some really huge guy to break some porn actress apart at the seams? And besides where do you find a condom that large? The fact of the matter is that a raincoat might have to be a literal raincoat here.

It’s almost surprising that someone at the TSA didn’t actually offer Jonah Falcon a job. They say that a hard man is good to find these days.

Thankfully, the TSA worker didn’t find anything other than a weapon of mass conception here, right?

But, seriously here. Jonah Falcon is actually a legitimate actor, and has refused to do adult films because of fear that it would hurt his legitimate acting career. Yet, you sure can’t help but believe that his acting career has been a little bit helped by this strange claim to fame.

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  • MunDane68

    Come on, Paul, you need a rimshot after those one liners…

    • Paul Hooson

      Hello MunDaniel. Don’t know if I liked the newsstory because it was so darn funny, or I liked the story because I knew I could hang a few jokes on it. But, regardless,. I’m glad you enjoyed it and got a laugh or two. If I can’t make people laugh here or I have a good time, then I’m no good at all.

      • MunDane68

        Paul, I always read WizPop, comment often and enjoy the silliness.

        Plus, I am in awe of The Beard.

      • …and the jokes were well hung! (I think you put that out there for someone to jump on (figuratively speaking))