When Charles Marshall of Cincinnati was spotted by health care workers performing lewd public acts in an alley with a teddy bear, they called the police. Little did they know that this was actually his fourth such arrest for sex acts with a teddy bear. His latest arrest was for disorderly conduct, although he also has been arrested for public indecency as well in the past.
Hey, somewhere out there there’s some kid missing a teddy bear. But, word has it that he doesn’t want it back now.