Oh Nuts! Man Dies From Testicle Squeeze During Fight With Woman Over Parking Space

China is getting more and more cars these days. And in Haiku City, a man and a woman got involved in a fight over parking spot, that made her so mad she squeezed his testicles so hard that it apparently killed the man. Oh nuts!

Apparently the woman wanted to park right in front of a small store, but the store owner told her that parking wasn’t allowed there, triggering an argument and a fight in which she killed the store owner by squeezing his testicles so hard as to cause his death. Well, that sure takes balls.

BTW, we hope that this piece of art helps to illustrate exactly what part of the anatomy that we’re talking about here, as well classes up this joint a little.

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