Stop Me If Heard This One, But A Plus-Sized Asian Fetish Porn Queen Teaches A College Class In Pasadena

Weird news never seems to take a day off. Who ever knew that there was big market for plus-sized Asian fetish porn? Who ever knew that Pasadena City College in good old California would offer a class in “Navigating Pornography: Humanities 3”, as part of the gender studies program at the college, and popular plus-sized Asian porn queen, Kelly Shibari would be called in as guest speaker to educate the students in the finer details about that booming plus-sized Asian fetish porn industry?

A quick Google search of the works of Kelly Shibari pretty much sums up her important contributions to higher education. On her fetish Website, PaddedKink, the casual viewer is warmly greeted with Kelly Shibari dressed like a mistress with some poor guy’s penis in some sort of bondage restraint. Poor guy! You wonder what he did bad to be so punished. And other popular Google searches of the actress and porn producer depict various men having sex with the actress who looks nearly as heavy as any Sumo wrestler in some photos. Well, that’s one heck of a way to make a living!(Helpful Hint: Try to avoid that woman on top position unless you really dig major league back issues, guys. A compressed spine can be particularly painful they say).

Well, thank God for higher education. And thank God for fantastic teachers like Kelly Shibari who go to no ends to provide students with the very best in college education. Many students will remember a great teacher for a lifetime.

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