Congratulations to Michael Jordan. Not only has the 48-year old basketball legend somehow convinced the way hotter than him 32-year old Yvette Prieto to date him for a few years now, but somehow his extreme wealth has also convinced her to say yes to marrying him. Good luck with that, Yvette. Could you help Michael out and let him know that before your marriage that it would be a good idea to lose the gold hoop pirate earring that was cool in 1996, and grow his moustache into a style that doesn’t resemble Hitler’s? Myself and the rest of the world thank you. Michael Jordan may have been one of the most successful basketball players of all time, but his sartorial skills are anything less than a slam dunk. Bear that in mind while you’re saying those vows.