I could have sworn the year was 2011, but now I’m not so sure. By the looks of Taylor Kinney’s California beach pad, we are in a twisted episode of That 70’s Show. Gaga’s new boyfriend needs one thing and that is an interior decorator. If I didn’t know any better, I would say that a fourth grade art class had their way with his house. I can appreciate a unique sense of style, but when I am not able to distinguish someone’s kitchen from a Kindergarten art easel…then there is a problem. Taylor himself is clearly having issues with the paint job himself, as his eyes will only stare at the floor. They simply cannot bear to glance at the walls, cabinets, and whatever the rest of that mess is any longer. Gaga is a crazy one, but she isn’t that insane. The billionaire star doesn’t need to visit a place that is decorated worse than her ensembles. A closet of crazy is one thing, but an entire house is another.
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