Jesse James is a New Man?

This may come as a complete shock to most, but I am sorry to report that Kat Von D and Jesse James may be officially done. Although the couple called off their engagement this past September, it is now Facebook official, which makes the break-up a million times more serious. Unfortunately Miss Von D broke the news via her FB page that Jesse cheated on her with a grand total of 19 women.

According to the Huffington Post, Kat posted “Today I encountered the 19th girl to add to the list of people Jesse cheated on me with during this last year. I kept going back and forth in my mind as to what the best way would be for me to release and let go of any residual feelings remaining from that toxic relationship. All of this may sound petty or immature to some, but I assure you this is coming from a place of pure honesty and love.”

I think it’s pretty clear that Kat is hurt and somewhat astonished by her findings, but I actually see this as a positive. Jesse is doing way better than I thought! This time it’s only 19 women, which has to be considerably low compared to the amount of women he cheated with on poor Sandra Bullock. Looks like Jesse is getting better, slowly but surely. And we thought he was the next Tiger Woods, shame on us!

Kat should feel honored that Jesse tamed down his nymphomaniac self for his one true love. What a romantic! While marriage may seem like it’s a definite no-go for these two, perhaps another tattoo will help to mend things? This time instead of just their faces printed on one another’s bodies, how about a full figure shot? (that is, if Kat has any room left). A full out portrait of Kat on James’s arm may help to fend off the millions of women throwing themselves his way.

It isn’t Jesse’s fault that he is such a stud, not to mention one with a magnetic personality. He can only say “no” to so many women before he starts to cave, which is totally understandable! Poor guy! Why is he always the villain? He just has a lot of love to give, is that such a bad thing?

Though Kat is crushed now, I believe those passionate feelings remain.

Inked up Kat thanked her ex on her Facebook status saying: “Time is something you can never get back, and what we do with this very present moment is the most real thing we have. So if that’s the lesson Jesse forced me to face and learn by all of this, than all I can say is Thank You.”

If there isn’t love in those words than I just don’t know what love is. I really hope that Jesse has a Facebook account so that he’s able to reply. There is no doubt his charm will win back his leading lady. And if for some bizarre reason he is shunned away, well, he has a few back up options…

This guest post is by Edwin, an author for Celebutaunt. You can follow him on Twitter: @TheCelebutaunt.

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