Prince Harry of England is in Arizona undergoing the last stage of his top-gun helicopter training course and his reputation as a ladies man has followed him to the new American wild west. He’s been told to keep his pecker in his pants while in Arizona with a firm reminder that the fathers of the area are well armed and ready to protect the honor of their daughters!
Prince Harry might do well to remember the lessons learned by his ancestor King George in the 1700s who went up against the American citizenry. He learned that the might of the British Army couldn’t stand against a pissed-off, determined and well-armed American citizenry. Such is the case of the United Kingdom’s handsome and charming ginger prince. He is currently getting helicopter training in the United States, specifically Gila Bend, Arizona where his reputation has preceded him. After well publicized liaisons with California cocktail waitresses and the like, he’s been told to keep his pecker in his pants while in Arizona. Considering that Arizonans are generally well-armed and not to be messed with, I would think he’d do well to listen.
The Gila Bend, Arizona Mayor Ron Henry has said:
There are probably some fathers here in Gila Bend who would go to extremes to protect their daughters. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and we have some very pretty girls here. Some of the dads won’t take too kindly to a Prince fornicating the night away and drinking into the small hours. It is a very quiet town with a lot of good Christian people. This isn’t a party town. I would advise the Prince to take in the beautiful sights of the desert instead.
Town manager Rick Buss says it ain’t so. But heh, Harry, you may be a prince in England, but you aren’t the Prince of Arizona and those daddies don’t want you messing with their daughters!