Courtney Stodden Bikini Pictures With Husband Doug Hutchison

Courtney Stodden in a bikini

Bizarre husband and wife team Doug Hutchison and Courtney Stodden are sick, SICK, of people claiming that Courtney is fake and their January – December wedding isn’t the real thing based on love and mutual respect. So they are doing a reality TV show to set the record straight.

To prove that Courtney Stodden is ‘real’ she posed for her husband in a series of bikini photos, with a fake tan, fake face, fake boobs, fake poses and G-D only knows what those fake facial expressions are supposed to convey. Yeah, I know she’s trying to do the sexy pout thing but someone needs to give her a mirror to get more practice in because it just makes her look like the crazy biotch she probably is. Now the crazy biotch is probably the only REAL part of this entire soap-opera.

The part that has me steaming today is that I had to finally break down and add a ‘Courtney Stodden’ category because this couple is apparently not going to go away any time soon.

Here’s a clue to Courtney and Doug – your 15-minutes are long over. Yes, people thought it was weird when you first got married, kind of like the bearded woman at the circus. And yes, people thought Courtney was as fake as my grandmother’s white Christmas tree. But people moved on to newer gossip. We all know that your fake attempts at fake publicity are just, well, fake. Trying to set the record straight is just a fake effort to keep your fake lives in the news and maybe get a fake reality TV show.

Seriously. Maybe they are smart like foxes because we just can’t shake them out of the news when no one had ever heard of them before. I see adult movies in Courtney Stodden’s future. Her fake self is made for that line of work.

Enjoy the Courtney Stodden bikini pictures below (if you have the stomach for it).

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  • Paul Hooson

    What a weird sideshow this couple is. She’s 16, but looks 40. And it makes Doug Hutchison look creepy for going after a girl that young. It’s just too bizarre. —– Suddenly Jerry Springer looks like educational TV compared to this new reality series.

  • Jerry Springer could make his living off these two! lol But heh – they are doing pretty well on their own doing their realty TV and keeping themselves in the news. I don’t see it – but whatever! lol