Major League WTF?: Strange Quotes Roundup

Here’s an interesting little roundup of some quirky little quotes from the Internet. Enjoy.

“TeddyBear and I once threw a bar-b-que over at his house and I went out and bought a bunch of ribs to feed everybody and there was alot left over, but everyone but me was wearing dentures and couldn’t eat it”. —-From the Facebook Page of The Brothers Of The Third Wheel Motorcycle Club

“The Economy is better than expected”.—-President Obama July 31, 2009 from an ABC News Report

“Grammar is really important when it comes to commas. For example: Let’s eat, mom. Let’s eat mom”.—- Karim G. Medlej, Facebook

“People who hate hipsters are too mainstream, but hating the mainstream is too mainstream, too. So it’s a paradox”.—-Daniela Elizabeth, Facebook

“I really screwed up this time”. —-Serial killer Jeffry Dalmer

“The first mistake of public business is going into it”—-Benjamin Franklin

“John Wayne was from Waterloo” and “That’s the kind of spirit I have too”.—-Presidential candidate Michele Bachmann, mistaking the birthplace of serial killer John Wayne Gacy for the birthplace of legendary actor John Wayne

“The ocean will take care of this on it’s own if it’s left alone and left out there. It’s natural. It’s as natural as the ocean water is”. —- Rush Limbaugh, claiming that the ocean would clean up the massive BP oil spill and no cleanup work by BP needed to be done

“Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life”. —-Brooke Shields in an interview to be a spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking campaign

“We’re going to move left and right at the same time”.—-Jerry Brown, California governor.

“We are unable to announce the weather. We depend on weather reports from the airport which is closed, due to weather. Whether we will be able to give you a weather report tomorrow depends on the weather”. From an Arab News Broadcast

“China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese”.—-Charles De Gaulle, former president of France

“Everthing that can be invented has been invented”.—-Charles H. Duell, 1899 Commissioner of the U.S. Patents Office, considering closing down the agency


“Any person who shall lead or drive a bear upon a highway shall not be fined more than $50” —-Connecticut State General Statues, Section 6215

“The Internet is a great way to get on the Net”—- Former senator and presidential candidate, Bob Dole

“I get to go to a lot of overseas places, like Canada”.—-Britney Spears, pop singer

“I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix”.—-Dan Quayle, former U.S. vice president

“Permitted Road Vehicles Not Allowed”.—-Road sign on US 27

“There is certainly more in the future than in 1964”.—–Roger Daltry, lead singer for The Who

“Facts are stupid things”.—-Ronald Reagan, former president

People say strange things, huh?—BTW, now that we know that driving a bear in a car is illegal, hopefully it will all stop. Let them walk to work like everyone else.

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