R.I.P. Charlie Harper, you’re going to that big skirt chasing harem in the sky to run after those angels. It seems that producer Chuck Lorre is just so sick of you, Charlie Sheen, that now he’s killing off your character in TWO AND A HALF MEN, ending any chance that you’re ever ever ever coming back. Unless, Charlie Harper can meet up with the likes of Jesus himself to perform just one more amazing Lazarus back from the dead miracle, then Charlie Harper is dead dead dead. It’s just that final, and that’s the way that Chuck Lorre wants it.
Likely, Charlie Harper dies in an accident, although that sudden unexpected heart attack death while romping in the bedroom seems more like Charlie Harper to me.