Reports are circulating that possible repeat jailbird Lindsay Lohan will be dropping her last name and publicly becoming simply “Lindsay.” In other news, Earth is pushing to once again become the center of the universe in the minds of the uneducated masses.
2008 Long Island Mother of the Year (yeah, I’m still trying to figure that one out) Dina Lohan had a little chat with the lovelies at Popeater and spewed out a lot of pure delusion. She said shopping-challenged daughter Lindsay Lohan is going to become just Lindsay. She also said that she and “younger” daughter Ali are also dropping the Lohan, although they don’t have quite the same inflated sense of self-importance and they will still be using a last name. Since no one in the family is full of the loves for dad Michael, Dina and Ali will be using Dina’s maiden name Sullivan.
This next bit is one of my favorite parts from Mama
Lohan Sullivan. Apparently Lilo (or just…. Li?) has been thinking about this for awhile, but wasn’t sure anyone would know who she was if she was just Lindsay (insert correct “ding!” noise here). Then E-Trade made their Superbowl commercial that referenced “milkaholic Lindsay.” She knew at that point that she was awesome enough to just be Lindsay, because everyone obviously immediately made the jump to her when they saw the ad. By a show of hands – who thought of her when you watched that commercial. Anyone? No? Yeah, me neither. If you want to be reminded of how you didn’t immediately think of Lilo when you saw the spot, check it out below.
A family friends chimes in with this stellar gem:
“So many of the greatest people in showbiz are known by just their first name. Look at Oprah and Beyonce. Now you can add Lindsay to that list. And it’s a way for them all to start over. No one in the family want anything to do with Lindsay’s father [Michael Lohan] anymore and that includes sharing a last name.”
I’ll give you the whole distancing from daddy Michael thing. He’s not exactly WINNING (although are any of the
Lohans Sullivans?)… but to talk about Lindsay as one of the greatest people in showbiz? Really? REALLY?? Ooookay. Does anyone else want a dose of whatever these clowns are taking? Sounds like it could be a fun ride.
Milkaholic ETrade Superbowl Commercial