The ‘maggot trolls’ at Warner Bros. have fired the ‘rock star from Mars’! They released a statement that he’s NOT winning, he responded that he’s winning even more now. You can read all about it below.
I guess whoever decides these things at Warner Brothers and CBS finally decided they’d had enough of being on the receiving end of Charlie Sheen‘s viper fangs (or was it vampire fangs?) firmly implanted in their collective buttocks. They issued a statement earlier today that he’s fired.
After careful consideration, Warner Bros. Television has terminated Charlie Sheen’s services on Two and a Half Men effective immediately.
Naturally, this doesn’t scare a winning tiger-blooded warlock with Adonis DNA. Sheen blew them all off with a statement of his own.
This is very good news. They continue to be in breach, like so many whales. It is a big day of gladness at the Sober Valley Lodge because now I can take all of their bazillions, never have to look at whatshiscock again and I never have to put on those silly shirts for as long as this warlock exists in the terrestrial dimension.
Well, he won’t be existing in the Two and a Half Men terrestrial dimension any more. That’s for sure. No word on whether or not Warner Bros, CBS and Chuck Lorre are going to try to find a replacement for his role in the show or what will happen with Jon Cryer and the rest of the show’s cast and crew. We do know that after seeing as much of Sheen’s Korner as we could stand that he DOES need a show with a writer writing his lines.
Now that Charlie Sheen is fired, what will be his next career move? Can you make a career out of crazy?