New Astrological Signs For 2011: Ophiuchus is New Zodiac Sign

There are new astrological signs for 2011! For some of us it won’t change but it will for others. So you’d better learn what the new astrological sings are so when you meet someone in a bar and go up to them as ask ‘What’s your sign?’ you won’t be dumb-struck when they reply ‘Ophiuchus’. What the heck is Ophiuchus?

Circle of zodiac

Horoscopes are really all messed up now because whoever decides these things has decided to add a 13th sign to the horoscope. This will, no doubt, add an unnecessary amount of confusion for meat-market pick-up lines (if anyone actually uses those lines any more).

The new astrological sign change means that Sagittarius (MY SIGN) has changed, but for me personally, I’m still a Sagittarius. The birth dates that have people falling under certain signs have changed. You might have been a Virgo your entire life and now might find yourself a Leo!

It used to be that the zodiac sign of Sagittarius ran from November 22 until December 22. But now, the Zodiac signs of 2011 have Sagittarius running from December 17 to January 20. Now there is a 13th sign (is having 13 signs a good sign?). Now there Is Ophiuchus that runs from November 29 until December 17th.

Here are the new Zodiac Signs and dates for 2011.

Capricorn: Jan. 20-Feb. 16.
Aquarius: Feb. 16-March 11.
Pisces: March 11-April 18.
Aries: April 18-May 13.
Taurus: May 13-June 21.
Gemini: June 21-July 20.
Cancer: July 20-Aug. 10.
Leo: Aug. 10-Sept. 16.
Virgo: Sept. 16-Oct. 30.
Libra: Oct. 30-Nov. 23.
Scorpio: Nov. 23-29.
Ophiuchus: Nov. 29-Dec. 17.
Sagittarius: Dec. 17-Jan. 20.

The twelve signs of the Zodiac were created almost 3,000 years ago when astrology was a new ‘science’. The astrological signs had to do with the Earth’s position in relation to the sun. According to astronomers, the Earth has wobbled on its axis changing its relation to the Sun and therefore the signs of the Zodiac has changed. Okay. Whatever.

I’m still not at all sure what the personality characteristics are of people born under Ophiuchus. When I find out, I’ll let you know. Meanwhile there is a general state of confusion as people who were once Cancer are now Gemini and people are really confused as to what their personalities are supposed to be like and wondering if their relationships are doomed because of the changes.

Have the new astrological signs for 2011 changed for you? How has adding the 13th sign of Ophiuchus changed things in your life? For that matter, how do you pronounce Ophiuchus? Do guys still come up to women in bars and say ‘Hi, David, Virgo, what are you drinking?’. Just wondering.

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  • Zootedk

    this sucks im lost

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  • Nagga-thats-Qwerty

    Modern scientists have the nerve to fuck with the genius ideas of Socrates? Like dude fuck off

  • Slouters

    this is so stupid i will always be a Sagittarius

  • Joseph Lee

    LOL~ so which mean people who born in jan20 will have 2 horoscope sign? which is Sagittarius and Capricorn?

    • Angelbaby43094

      Wow how dumb can you be

  • jrb

    OMG! I was born ON Dec 17! What am I?! What do I say when the guy in the leisure suit strolls over to me and says, “What’s your sign?” Sag…. or Oph?! *Sigh*, I’m confused.

  • Greenjlife

    Omfg I use to be a Taurus n now I’m a Aries 🙁 my whole life on how I acted was juz like a Taurus this stupid new sign has to go, so the earth wobble big deal the earth is always moving doesn’t mean u have to change all the signs, Itz like putting a new Planet that isn’t there juz a rock

  • Scentsation526

    This is going to mess up everyone…I was a Gemini and Now I am a Taurus…so who am I compatible with. I would use the signs to help me figure out a persons personality…And I have it down to a science and now this…I think its crazy….I have been acting out of character lately…hmmmm….

    • OMG I KNOW! I was a Sagittarius. Wait, I’m still a Sagittarius but barely. I have to look it up and see what this means. I will post the new personality traits asap!

    • Tilla

      I cannot see that our personality will ever change. I am a born Taurus true my star. I cannot change and I do not think I want to change. Now I am an Aries, which is not bad, but have always been like my junior. Good Luck to all of you for this will never change who we are!

  • This is all so confusing!

  • Princess1305958

    That’s stupid idc what the change is Im a Scorpio not a damn libra lol there should be no change. They try to change everything why not just leave stuff alone! Scorpio for the win lol ;p

  • Guest

    WHO GIVES A SHIT!!??

  • Armetis2u

    I am a Gemini and with the change I would become a Taurus …I don’t think so .

  • MamaRose

    Only affects those born after 2009 apparently

  • Aimee

    i’m still a pisces, but i hate this i hope it doesn’t stick

  • Angelbaby43094

    This is stupid even though om the same tgis is just going to confuse everyone.

  • Ebareg

    im always going to be a taurus this dumb…i was born into a taurus always going to be one

  • Spatel493

    i refuse i will always be a Gemini

  • Aquarius/Capricorn

    This pisses me off cuz I’m everything like my sign and I just started reading about them in august… I like being an Aquarius :'[