Just like some shirtless moron family on COPS or JERRY SPRINGER, Tiger Woods and his wife decided to make news with their own whacked-out "white trash" type moment. Police want to interview Woods about the buzz that he and his wife were fighting just before he angrily got into his 2009 Cadillac SUV and backed into a hydrant and then hit a neighbor's tree. And as a bleeding Tiger Woods was knocked unconscious, his wife broke the back window of the truck with a golf club. All of this could have been just another typical "white trash" type family disturbance. But it wasn't. This is a major embarrassment for the greatest player in golf history and one of the most admired athletes in American history. Huge endorsement deals ride on his good reputation. Blowing that all for acting like some "white trash" family on display on JERRY SPRINGER just isn't worth it.
The fact of the matter is that Tiger Woods and his his wife are a beautiful and very wealthy couple. They are both very intelligent. So why act just like a dirt dumb "white trash" family on Jerry Springer would?
Certainly police are going to have a lot of questions to ask Woods. Mr. Magoo couldn't have driven any worse than this. And the tabloids are going to have a real field day. But an invitation to guest star on JERRY SPRINGER isn't too likely.

Comments (4)
I would rather have Tiger a... (Below threshold)1. Posted by Joel | November 28, 2009 5:50 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
I would rather have Tiger as President than Obama. At least Tiger is an American and not a communist.
1. Posted by Joel | November 28, 2009 5:50 PM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on November 28, 2009 17:50
2. Posted by bugs | November 29, 2009 7:03 AM | Score: -3 (3 votes cast)
From: HAL9000
How is president Obama seen as a failure?
There is no bigger sore loser than Republicans after they get their butts kicked. They are bitter and they are lashing out. It doesn't matter that their complaints make no God damned sense. If it is repeated enough people will believe it.
They say Obama lied, even though he is doing exactly what he said he would do.
They say he destroyed the economy even though it's in better shape now than it was when he took office.
They say they are tired of being taxed to death even though we are currently paying Bush's taxes.
And to top it off they really think the Joker from The Dark Knight is a symbol of Socialism. That character was clearly an anarchist, and criminals of his ilk flourish under capitalism. Obama is neither an anarchist or a Socialist so that comparison is another thing that makes no sense.
All I can say is Republicans are extremely gullible, because so many of them believe these idiotic complaints about Obama.
From: "Steve"
How is president Obama seen as a failure?
>I don't understand how anyone can call president Obama a failure?
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> He's reversed course on many of Bush's folly's ..
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> He's been welcome by the worlds citizens and leaders.
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> Can he be blamed for the economy which was tanking in the first few
> months of Bush's reversal of Clinton's policies and handling?
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> Can he be blamed for not one, but two costly wars?
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> I don't get it?!
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2. Posted by bugs | November 29, 2009 7:03 AM |
Score: -3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on November 29, 2009 07:03
3. Posted by Rich Fader | November 29, 2009 12:10 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Question, Paul: If Tiger and Elin had a Jerry Springer moment, and it wasn't committed to videotape, was it really a Jerry Springer moment?
3. Posted by Rich Fader | November 29, 2009 12:10 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on November 29, 2009 12:10
4. Posted by epador | November 29, 2009 1:16 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
C'mon Rich, you know there have to be security cameras all over that neighborhood... ...just no audio.
4. Posted by epador | November 29, 2009 1:16 PM |
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Posted on November 29, 2009 13:16