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Big Foot Captured?

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Two Northern California men and two Georgians say they've got a body, a photo and DNA evidence pertaining to the elusive forest-dwelling man-ape -- and that they'll reveal all at a press conference in Palo Alto, Calif., on Friday. "I think you'll find that this is the real deal," Robert Barrows of Redwood City, Calif., told the Bay City News local wire service.

Matthew Whitton, a cop in Clayton County, Ga., and his friend Rick Dyer, a former corrections officer, say they recently found the body in the woods of northern Georgia.

Veteran Bigfoot tracker Tom Biscardi said he's examined the body, and that scientists will get their chance soon.

Here are some of the vital statistics on the "Bigfoot" body:
*The creature is seven feet seven inches tall.
*It weighs over five hundred pounds.
*The creature looks like it is part human and part ape-like.
*It is male.
*It has reddish hair and blackish-grey eyes.
*It has two arms and two legs, and five fingers on each hand and
five toes on each foot.
*The feet are flat and similar to human feet.
*Its footprint is sixteen and three-quarters inches long and five and three-quarters inches wide at the heel.
*From the palm of the hand to the tip of the middle finger, its hands are
eleven and three-quarters inches long and six and one-quarter inches wide.
*The creatures walk upright. (Several of them were sighted on the same day that the body was found.)
*The teeth are more human-like than ape-like.
*DNA tests are currently being done and the current DNA and photo evidence will be presented at the press conference on Friday, August 15th.

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Comments (6)

Wow!!! Bigfoot and the Chup... (Below threshold)
Anthony Pyrek:

Wow!!! Bigfoot and the Chupacabra in the same week.......If the Cubs win the world series the end times are near!!!!

Any follow up from their pr... (Below threshold)
Victor:

Any follow up from their press conference? I haven't been able to find any as of yet.

and just think i saw elvis ... (Below threshold)
L:

and just think i saw elvis behind a tree eating a peanut butter and banana sandwich yesterday,, give me a break!!!

and big foot has perfect wh... (Below threshold)
CHARLES:

and big foot has perfect white teeth, yeah right

I live in north Georgia (Ca... (Below threshold)
Jenny:

I live in north Georgia (Catoosa County). Let me just say that with all the hunting that goes on in the woods around here there is NO WAY something like that could live without being seen. Hunters go deep into the woods for hours (or days) to hunt without seeing a sign of anything and yet these guys happen to see a whole herd/tribe/flock/whatever of them? Yeah right. There's never even been rumors of Bigfoot being sighted around here. Bunch of balonie if you ask me.

yea right and homer simpson... (Below threshold)
fred:

yea right and homer simpsons president


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