- Man-eating bears kill two scientists and lay siege to survivors trapped in remote forest base. DANG that's a headline! An Emergency personnel rep drives the point home further pointing out 'the people are scared' and 'the bears are hungry'. I should say. [here]
- Project Runway fairy Christian Siriano will be showing at Bryant Park this September. But for now you can get his designs on blue fly. That is if you're the kind of person who pays $96 for jersey cotton. [here]
- Angelina Jolie is being asked to put on 28 lbs for her next role in 'The Thomas Crown Affair 2'. Which is just a good idea on accounta her wrists have the same dimensions of a nickel. [here]
- Pamela Anderson is getting a new reality show in which she breasts her breast breast in the hopes of breasting the breast. [here]
- US Schools are looking at 4 day school week to cut down on fuel costs. Oh come on! Between this and the leap frog, I'm feeling like bashing some preteen skulls. [here]

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