Vexed by soggy cookies and cakes, a trio of inmates is suing an Illinois sheriff for $2 million, claiming their rights have been violated by the provision of lousy baked goods. Which, if memory serves, is exactly what led to the Attica uprising:
In a December 31 Kane County Circuit Court complaint, the inmates complain about cold and "not up to par" meals prepared by Aramark Food Service, which has contracts with nearly 500 North American correctional facilities.
For instance, the inmates charge, "cookies and cakes are served soggy due to wet and cracked trays." The lawsuit against Sheriff Pat Perez and Aramark can be found here. The plaintiffs are, left to right, Michael Nance, Devalius McDonald, and Deandre Clemons. Nance, 56, is being held on a burglary charge. McDonald, 53, is facing a criminal sexual assault rap. Clemons, at 18 the youngest member of the litigation team, is jailed on $111,500 bail for drug possession and resisting arrest counts.
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Gee, I wonder how the trays... (Below threshold)1. Posted by Falze | January 11, 2008 4:20 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Gee, I wonder how the trays are getting cracked leading to this cookie emergency? Incidentally, I've never committed burglary, sexual assault, or even any drug offenses, yet the government does not serve me cookies and cake, soggy or otherwise.
1. Posted by Falze | January 11, 2008 4:20 PM |
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Posted on January 11, 2008 16:20