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Cruise Building Alien Proof Bunker?

Hollywood star Tom Cruise is planning to build a bunker at his Colorado home to protect his family in the event of an intergalactic alien attack, according to new reports.

The Mission Impossible actor, who is a dedicated follower of Scientology, is reportedly fearful that deposed galactic ruler 'Xenu' is plotting an evil revenge attack on Earth.

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According to Star magazine, a source said: "Tom is planning to build a US$10 million bunker under his Telluride estate."

"It's a self-contained underground shelter with a high tech air purifying shelter."

The facility is said to have enough room for ten people - including wife Katie Holmes, 17-month-old daughter Suri and his adopted children Isabella, 14, and Connor, 12.

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Comments (8)

Better be able to withstand... (Below threshold)
woody:

Better be able to withstand an inverse tachyon beam from the main deflector array or he's wasting his d'oh!

No, even better. X... (Below threshold)
SilentStorm:

No, even better.

Xenu, in the guise of the Psychlos, will invade the planet and attack it with poison gas bombs, after discovering the Voyager II probe, with an ungodly pricey amount of gold (pricey as based on Psychlos metals exchange markets) in the form of a map directing them straight to Earth.

Approximately 1000 years later, one of the few remaining remnants of human civilization, Johnnie Goodboy Tyler, will discover the compound designed by Tom Cruise, and embark upon a journey to take back the 15 universes from the Psychlo horde and free all civilization for all time from the yoke of tyranny.

That thing's going to have ... (Below threshold)

That thing's going to have to hold a whole lot more than 10 people. After all, the spots already get taken up by Tom and his nine egos.

The good news? A tinfoil r... (Below threshold)
register_allocation:

The good news? A tinfoil roof is surprisingly affordable.

Aliens? Yeah...right. Sou... (Below threshold)
Sophie:

Aliens? Yeah...right. Sounds more like he's building a bomb shelter. I'm not buying this. After all, an underground bunker isn't going to be a challenge for someone who's discovered how to travel the universe.

O-----KAY!? Now we [all?] k... (Below threshold)
Gordon:

O-----KAY!? Now we [all?] know Tom is---- NUKIN FUTZ!!! Holy Crap! poor Katie/children. No bloody wonder her family has been freakin about him. What has she been thinkin? Somebody get straight jacket on this guy. I know maybe he'll drop her and propose to John Revolta-er Travolta. They could star together in Rump Rangers of the Galctic Empire.

LOL- Insert an "a" where n... (Below threshold)
Gordon:

LOL- Insert an "a" where needed above.
The Dyslexic Typer

Hey, don't screw with Tom C... (Below threshold)
jpm100:

Hey, don't screw with Tom Cruise.

The guy that was going to extort his wedding pictures back to him is dead.


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