At this weekends Live Earth concert reporters we given specific instructions for talking to the aging pop princess. Looky here or hit the road.

The Mirror reports:

...If you were lucky enough to be granted an audience with Madonna backstage, you'd find her equally mesmerizing - or else!

...US TV presenters who interviewed her were bizarrely ordered never to lose eye contact with her. Before being ushered into the Queen of Pop's presence at Wembley on Saturday, interviewers were instructed by minions: Eye contact must be maintained at all times.
Never look down to check notes - all questions must be memorized or the interview will be terminated.