'Naughty hottie' has sex with 'God' on TV (Wizbang Pop!)

Comedy Central consummated its season of "the Sarah Silverman Program" last night by featuring the title character having sex with God, and then trying to brush him off after a night of lovemaking.

Silverman was shown in bed with an amorous Almighty, whom she referred to as "Black God," portrayed by actor Tucker Smallwood, a former NBC television director who also served in the Army in Vietnam.

The network, perhaps best known for its boundary-pushing "South Park" series, is offering an online clip of the episode, which is slated for rebroadcast tonight at 10:30 p.m. Eastern. (Viewer discretion of the clip and website strongly advised.)

A partial transcript of the morning after the holy sexcapade is as follows:

God: I had a really good time last night. A really, really good time.

Silverman: Thaaaanks (in a disdainful tone). Me too.

God: Come to heaven with me today.

Silverman: Today.

God: You'll see the past and the future. You can fly, and I will introduce you to Thomas Jefferson.

Silverman: Oh, awesome. I told my friend, Natalie, I'd help her move, though.

God: I can stop time!

Comic Sarah Silverman tries to give God, played by Tucker Smallwood, the brush-off after having sex with him on Comedy Central's 'Sarah Silverman Program'

Silverman: That is so sweet. Oh, your pants are over there. I mean, not like I'm asking you to leave. I just mean, like if you can't see it from this angle of still being in my bed.

God: Right, I should go.

Silverman: OK, um, all right, so, I guess I'll see you around some time.

God: Do you mean it?! Or are you just saying that?

Silverman: I don't just say things. I'm a lot of things. I'm not dishonest.

God: Can I get your cell number?

Silverman: I don't have a cell phone.

At that point, Silverman's cell phone starts ringing and the embittered God character zips up his pants. At the conclusion of the episode, Silverman knees God in the groin.

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Comments (3)

As an angry Christianist (Y... (Below threshold)

1. Posted by MunDane | March 8, 2007 5:14 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

MunDane:

As an angry Christianist (Yeah Angry! Rosie had better watch out for me!), I fell a need to put a pronouncement of heresy on Sarah and...and...hmmm...

Oh, I know. I will send her a couple of Jack Chick tracts! Take that, Heathen! Maybe I will pull out the big guns and show her the "Seven Spiritual Laws" pamphlet.

Posted on March 8, 2007 17:14

Silverman was show... (Below threshold)

2. Posted by langtry | March 8, 2007 5:28 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

langtry:

Silverman was shown in bed with an amorous Almighty, whom she referred to as "Black God," portrayed by actor Tucker Smallwood, a former NBC television director who also served in the Army in Vietnam.

How ironic that the actor playing g_d bears the surname "Smallwood". Somehow, I doubt the name fits!

Posted on March 8, 2007 17:28

Silverman is so clever and ... (Below threshold)

3. Posted by Veve | March 12, 2007 8:40 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Veve:

Silverman is so clever and cutting edge! Too bad they pulled the episode where she gets on her knees and blows Hitler.

Posted on March 12, 2007 20:40

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