Red Carpet: Good & Bad (Wizbang Pop!)

The Good

- God damn, Helen Mirren! Way to make women half your age look bad! You look divine. Dare I mention your tits look fantastic.
-The kids go crazy for this Ali Larter and I can see why. Lovely, simple and super sexy.
-Hayden Panettiere, thank your stylist.
-Naomi Watts looks elegant. I love empire waist but the embroidering is also purdy.
-Jennifer Hudson, Latifa has been trying for years, you actually do make big beautiful.
-Renee Zellweger: Proper. She might even get my pick for best dressed in a year of mediocre.
-Drew Barrymore. Straight up style. As royalty should.
-And I've never actually said this before but Chloe Sevigny looks great. Lose the shoes.

And Now The Bad

The best of the worst...

It's hard to deside exactly who is dressed more ridiculously when two people dress so similarly. Rinko Kikuhi can play the old 'this is huge in Japan' card, but Cameron Diaz, I'd like to think you know better.

Also there and holding up there end of the fugly bargain....

-If you're Courteney Cox you have to work at looking this bad. Court, you look like a stain.
-Mary Louise Parker. Its not so much that she looks bad, but enlarge that picture. The girl is all pupil and her dress curls up like that spirit in Ghostbusters. It's just creepy.
-Beyonce may have been going yachting with 50 and Diddy after the awards, but I'm just not ready for straight up skank on the red carpet.
-Jen Love Hewitt, sporting my gammies love seat sprayed with gold craft paint. Nice.
-I wasn't sure where to put Vanessa Williams. She made the bad list by a hair. Ha!
-And Sandra Oh for her portrayal of an oil slick on a warm January evening.