Don't even joke like that. I refuse to believe even a piss drunk Aniston would pay attention to this balagula. Yet, I'll print it. I'm so complex.
After hanging out with former 'Friends' costars, Jen made for Club Citrus with some gal pals for some laughs and what became a few too many Limoncello's. Jen was first introduced to the high-octane cocktail in Italy by the same guy that sent his pal Danny DeVito to be on "The View" while he was in a state of mild delirium.And what other newly exed celeb happened to be in the same place, slamming a Colt 45 while wearing a too-large-for-his-frame velour sweatsuit? None other than FedEx and his posse, all of whom went nuts when they saw Jen. My sources tell me they spent the rest of the night in a private area, making fun of their exes.
When the lights of the club finally came on, the two were seen escaping into the shadows through a back door. Citrus owner Peter Chin, always tight-lipped about his mega-star clientele, would neither confirm nor deny the story, then gave me his signature 'wink.'
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I don't believe this story,... (Below threshold)1. Posted by Taz | December 13, 2006 8:11 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I don't believe this story, it can't be true.
But, if Jen turns up pregnant, then it must be true.
(FedEx seems to impregnate every girl he is with)
1. Posted by Taz | December 13, 2006 8:11 AM |
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Posted on December 13, 2006 08:11
2. Posted by The Unabrewer | December 13, 2006 10:40 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Is there no limit to his womb fouling?
2. Posted by The Unabrewer | December 13, 2006 10:40 PM |
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Posted on December 13, 2006 22:40