This wedding was already being set up to be something out of this world. Specifically, whatever world Xenu is from. Now, that the dirty deed is done there will be tons of information flooding in and it should prove hard to keep up with it all.
Lets just enjoy the photos we've combed through and get to more wordy shit later... Below are pictures from first arrival, last nights pre-dinner and the days wedding.
First up, Jen Lopez consistantly fabulous and that Mark guy still looking like someone who just couldn't look away when the Arc was opened.
Next up, Posh and Becks who play dress up like no one else. Note the black dress and giant brim hat. Like Sophia Loren in Prêt-à-Porter.
Brook Shields and her man enter the belly of the beast and do so without any flair. Seriously, she could have gotten this crap out of my closet.
And bringing up the rear you'll find Jenna Elfman, Will Smith (still sporting the grey) Jada Pinkett and Jenny Mcslutty and Jim Carey working his brooding artist hair don't.
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Tom can't buy his way out o... (Below threshold)1. Posted by Denise | November 18, 2006 5:51 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tom can't buy his way out of the mess he has gotten himself in..
Katie looks anorexic; Don't Scientologists feed their hostages?
When you are as beautiful as Brooke Shields, you can wear anything.
What a crime to waste all that money on a "show" when we have a beautiful story about the Kansas Secret Santa in the same news cycle.
Tom Cruise is officially a has-been.
1. Posted by Denise | November 18, 2006 5:51 PM |
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Posted on November 18, 2006 17:51
2. Posted by Mitchell | November 18, 2006 9:50 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Freak Show! Yeah!
2. Posted by Mitchell | November 18, 2006 9:50 PM |
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Posted on November 18, 2006 21:50
3. Posted by ClashCityRocker | November 20, 2006 8:57 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Why go all the way to Italy for a fake non-binding wedding when they could have borrowed Anna Nicole Smith's fake marriage certificate and done it in the Bahamas, would have worked perfect for Tom, Katie couldn't escape unless she grew gills and swam for it.
3. Posted by ClashCityRocker | November 20, 2006 8:57 AM |
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Posted on November 20, 2006 08:57
4. Posted by JohnAnnArbor | November 20, 2006 1:08 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Wonder if Katie's parents were there, or if they have given up and ceded control of their daughter to the cult.
4. Posted by JohnAnnArbor | November 20, 2006 1:08 PM |
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Posted on November 20, 2006 13:08