SEXIEST WOMAN GUESSES? (Wizbang Pop!)

Esquire Magazine unveils its annual Sexiest Woman next month and the guesses of who will grace the centerfold are growing. This months questionnaire has most thinking its Scarlett Jo, which, I would think would be any reasonable man or woman’s pick. I mean she is perfection. But I digress... Take a read and guess for yourselves.

But we can offer one last bit of assistance: the intimate answers to twenty last questions.

Were you born before the end of the first Gulf war?

Yes.

Childhood nickname?

I never had one.

Historical person you have the biggest crush on?

Albert Einstein.

Favorite type of candy?

Reese's Pieces.

Favorite foreign country?

Jamaica.

Fish or chicken?

Chicken.

Do you have your own perfume line?

No. Like Jessica Simpson or something? No.

Have you ever written a children's book?

No. I'm not Madonna.

Have you been in a movie based on a book?

Yes.

Ever posed nude for a photo?

Yes.

Guiltiest pleasure?

Why do they have to be guilty?

Good point. Your best nonguilty pleasure, then?

Eating pizza. Mmmm. I love pizza.

What are you allergic to?

I'm extremely allergic to the outdoors. Grass, trees, weeds.

Worst pickup line you've heard?

"Do you want a kiss?" It was so shocking to me.I said something like, "Excuse me, asshole?"

Then he handed me a Baci candy. He was Italian.

Were you bas mitzvahed?

Aren't we all under the eyes of God?

Have you ever cried during a TV interview?

No. I've been able to hold it together so far.

If they made a movie of your life, who would play you?

Woody Allen.

Pet peeve?

Adults who don't clean up after themselves.

If you weren't doing what you do, what job would you like to have?

Dermatologist. I think it comes with my OCD.

Place you will never be found?

The Republican National Convention.

Next Month: Part 6: Unveiled