Teen Choice Highlights (Wizbang Pop!)

Two hours of my life I'll never get back and now it's your turn...

1) The best and most important moment in tv last night. You guessed it. Johnny Depp has never looked hotter in his life. And Brad Pitt couldn't have summoned a reception like that.

2) Ashley Olsen looked bangin.

3) Yea yea yea... Mr Spears Rapped. It wasn't so much that it was bad as it was not in anyway interesting. See it Here.

4) Brook Hogan won an award for having a mouth full of tin and glass and proceeded to deliver a 10 minute speech as if she ended world conflict. And did so with the arrogance of a girl who thought I actually knew her name.

5) Nick Lachey. My moment of Zen. Won an award for best something or other and then noted how awkward it was to be awarded something on a show hosted by that skank he just divorced.

If you really want to, the pics are in full at the Jump. And thanks to Getty Images for having no idea I stole these pictures.

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