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Two Vagina's For Every Girl...

How does one address a story of this caliber? Gawker did it with a well placed graphic which I stole to accompany our post as well... At the jump is the esquire article in its entirety but below are some highlites:


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I guess the eighth doctor was more thorough. I remember I was lying there, and I heard her say, "Oops."

I lost my virginity twice. The first time was when I was eighteen. Then I lost the other side two weeks later.

Apparently, the right side is, well, more normal. The left side is a lot smaller. But they're both tight.

Every once in a while I'll tell a guy and he'll say, "No way! I have two penises!" That would be fantastic.

What It Feels Like... To Have Two Vaginas


As told to Chris Nuttall-Smith
August 2006, Volume 146, Issue 2


I didn't know anything was different about me until I was fifteen. I was having all sorts of pain—woman stuff—but I'd get it checked out, and they wouldn't find anything wrong. I guess the eighth doctor was more thorough. I remember I was lying there, and I heard her say, "Oops."

What I've got is a rare condition called didelphic uterus—two vaginas, two cervices, and two uteruses. I look completely normal from the outside, but there's a septum inside where everything branches into two. My doctor says I'm one in a million.

For a while I thought I was a total freak. I lost my virginity twice. The first time was when I was eighteen. Then I lost the other side two weeks later. To the same guy. You'd think I could have saved one of them for marriage.

When I was dating, I'd just say, "So I have a little something to tell you." I never got any other reaction except, "Oh, my God, that's so cool," because they'd want to have sex in both sides and see what it felt like. Apparently, the right side is, well, more normal. The left side is a lot smaller. But they're both tight. That's a plus. I've got two G-spots, too, so I've always appreciated men who were extra dexterous with their fingers. I get to have two orgasms at the same time.

I have to wear two tampons when I get my period. It was harder to get pregnant, too, because it's hard to know which side the egg is on. That, and I had to have a C-section when I had my first child recently. Every time I go in for a Pap smear, the doctor's like, "Do you mind if I call in a few people, 'cause you know we've all heard of this but we've never seen it." You get used to all the questions, and I'm not really shy about it. Every once in a while I'll tell a guy and he'll say, "No way! I have two penises!" That would be fantastic.


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