Rush & Molloy put together a super little recapping of Naomi's lost loves that just tickled us pink.
Boyfriend: Badr Jafar (called a prince, but Dubai bloggers say he's "merely" an oil heir)
How long it lasted: 10 months, 2005-6
Best gift: $1.8 million, three-day birthday party at a seven-star hotel
The breakup: Jafar dumped her after she allegedly caused $54,000 worth of damage on his yacht this month when his chef suggested an appetizer of tomato, ham, and mozzarella with a white wine.
Boyfriend: Robert De Niro
How long it lasted: 1991-92
Best gift: An apartment in the Thread Building
The breakup: Our sources say Campbell called police and firefighters to De Niro's apartment when she suspected he was there with another woman. De Niro soon broke up with her, and Campbell was heard to scream into her mobile, "You either marry me, or buy me a building!" He was also reportedly not happy when Campbell allegedly slammed actress Troy Beyer against a limo outside his Tribeca Grill restaurant.
Boyfriend: Tommy Lee
How long it lasted: 2004
Best gift: Shoes, presumably
The breakup: Broke up with her after accusing her of being high-maintenance. As he put it, "She doesn't travel anywhere without 500 pairs of shoes and 82 dresses. It was too much." Her reply? "I have never been ashamed of liking nice things."
Boyfriend: Flavio Briatore
How long it lasted: 1998-2003 (off and on)
Best gift: Diamonds
The breakup: Briatore dumped her after he inadvertently invited one of her exes, Hugo Boss mogul Matteo Marzotto, onto his yacht, and Campbell pitched a hissy. Briatore later came home to his mansion in London and found his living room filled with broken glass.
Boyfriend: Adam Clayton
How long it lasted: 1994
Best gift: A huge engagement ring, just three months after meeting her
The breakup: They split after it was reported that Naomi told friends she was really in love with Eric Clapton.

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