This, my friends, is pure genius. Scientists actually taking the time to construct a list that everyone can appreciate. It just makes sense.

The Earth was built to last. It is a 4,550,000,000-year-old, 5,973,600,000,000,000,000,000-tonne ball of iron. It has taken more devastating asteroid hits in its lifetime than you've had hot dinners, and lo, it still orbits merrily.
10) Total existence failureYou will need: nothing
Method: No method. Simply sit back and twiddle your thumbs as, completely by chance, all 200,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 atoms making up the planet Earth suddenly, simultaneously and spontaneously cease to exist. Note: the odds against this actually ever occurring are considerably greater than a googolplex to one. Failing this, some kind of arcane (read: scientifically laughable) probability-manipulation device may be employed.
Utter, utter rubbish.
9) Gobbled up by strangeletsYou will need: a stable strangelet
Method: Hijack control of the Relativistic Heavy Ion Collider in Brookhaven National Laboratory, Long Island, New York. Use the RHIC to create and maintain a stable strangelet. Keep it stable for as long as it takes to absorb the entire Earth into a mass of strange quarks. Keeping the strangelet stable is incredibly difficult once it has absorbed the stabilizing machinery, but creative solutions may be possible.A while back, there was some media hoo-hah about the possibility of this actually happening at the RHIC, but in actuality the chances of a stable strangelet forming are pretty much zero.
Earth's final resting place: a huge glob of strange matter.
Complete list below, but see Livescience.com for break downs and probabilities.
8) Sucked into a microscopic black hole
7) Blown up by matter/antimatter reaction
6) Destroyed by vacuum energy detonation
5) Sucked into a giant black hole
4) Meticulously and systematically deconstructed
3) Pulverized by impact with blunt instrument
2) Eaten by von Neumann machines
1) Hurled into the Sun


Comments (1)
for number 10, you could pr... (Below threshold)1. Posted by Daniel | June 27, 2006 9:07 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
for number 10, you could probably use dr. device from "ender's game"... see here for more info.
1. Posted by Daniel | June 27, 2006 9:07 PM |
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Posted on June 27, 2006 21:07