I wont touch a word of it... Its perfect.
On Friday night, singer/songwriter John Mayer abandoned his lonely-chick rock persona for a moment and tried his hand at stand-up comedy. The singer went on as a special guest at the Comedy Cellar, where one blogger noted that he seemed "drunk or stoned, maybe both." Excellent! Some lessons learned from Mayer on the mic:1) Women are sluts (If you're expecting a punchline here...so were we. Didn't come.)
2) Lots of sluts have "unlocked their Masterlock" for him. Ew.
3) New Yorkers aren't really bothered much by terrorism. Cause there's like "Missiles and shit" constantly being launched at us and we're used to it. Um...right. Might want to quit while you're behind, John.
4) He lives up on a hill "away from the black people." (Danger, Will Robinson, danger)
5) If white people were allowed to use the 'N' word, he would use it about 1,000 times a day. And yes, Mayer did use the 'N' word during his act. Several times.
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Sorry, but who is John Maye... (Below threshold)1. Posted by BWS | June 26, 2006 2:12 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sorry, but who is John Mayer again?
1. Posted by BWS | June 26, 2006 2:12 PM |
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Posted on June 26, 2006 14:12
2. Posted by Tim | June 26, 2006 2:15 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
He's that kid. You know, the one that used to have a career.
2. Posted by Tim | June 26, 2006 2:15 PM |
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Posted on June 26, 2006 14:15
3. Posted by langtry | June 26, 2006 2:25 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
After all, he was a guest on "Chapelle's Show" during the second season, in a darned funny bit about what kind of music makes people get groovin' ... i.e., Guitar solos make whites strip down and african americans couldn't stand Mayer's 'talent'.
3. Posted by langtry | June 26, 2006 2:25 PM |
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Posted on June 26, 2006 14:25
4. Posted by bereagirl | June 26, 2006 2:47 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
That is so disappointing. I really like his music. He had to be out of it. No one in their right mind would behave that way. Would they?
4. Posted by bereagirl | June 26, 2006 2:47 PM |
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Posted on June 26, 2006 14:47
5. Posted by Matt | June 26, 2006 3:31 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
He has a very different sense of humor. Therefore, he risks having people take him the wrong way often.
5. Posted by Matt | June 26, 2006 3:31 PM |
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Posted on June 26, 2006 15:31
6. Posted by Slut387 | June 26, 2006 3:40 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
This is fake people....He wasn't even in new york on friday
6. Posted by Slut387 | June 26, 2006 3:40 PM |
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Posted on June 26, 2006 15:40
7. Posted by Jana | June 26, 2006 7:12 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Look at this, everyone: www.bestweekever.tv/2006/06/26/bwe-exclusive-sherrod-small-calls-bullst/
7. Posted by Jana | June 26, 2006 7:12 PM |
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Posted on June 26, 2006 19:12
8. Posted by Mariano | June 27, 2006 3:36 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
lIGHTEn up people
8. Posted by Mariano | June 27, 2006 3:36 PM |
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Posted on June 27, 2006 15:36
9. Posted by poopoo | June 27, 2006 4:29 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
This blog is BS. Everyone, just go to the BWE site. People who actually were there tell their side of the story in the comment section.
9. Posted by poopoo | June 27, 2006 4:29 PM |
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Posted on June 27, 2006 16:29
10. Posted by ivanatinkle | June 27, 2006 4:38 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
This blog is a lie! I cant believe this article tricked me into believing something that wasnt true. I always thought I was so smart. But, you got me this time. Then, I went to the best week ever website and it said this blog was a lie! I will never read your blog again because you might lie again, liar!
10. Posted by ivanatinkle | June 27, 2006 4:38 PM |
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Posted on June 27, 2006 16:38
11. Posted by cry | June 29, 2006 4:43 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
~!@#$%^&*1??!?!?!!?!?!?!?!??!??!!! F***-OFF and F****-YOU!!!!!!!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You Don't Know Him Beat-it!!!
11. Posted by cry | June 29, 2006 4:43 PM |
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Posted on June 29, 2006 16:43
12. Posted by jason Humous | July 1, 2006 1:13 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
yeah which ever sad mother fucking wanna be journalist has actual taken what he said of context, he didnt use any of the above derogatively. fucking media scum.
12. Posted by jason Humous | July 1, 2006 1:13 PM |
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Posted on July 1, 2006 13:13
13. Posted by laurie | July 13, 2006 1:34 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
yeah so john mayer has to be THE most talented person in the world. i garuntee that none of you could even come close to playing that guitar as good as he does. and your body is a wonderland is a great song. so what if he's engaged in physical tenderness and touching with a woman. don't act like you all haven't. i mean, have any of you heard try? it's like the craziest album ever. those solos in who did you think i was are amazing! i don't think you all should judge him on this comical act because he is a person too and you all are so mean!!!!!!!
13. Posted by laurie | July 13, 2006 1:34 PM |
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Posted on July 13, 2006 13:34