Mike Walker reports that Ryan Seacrest, though very very very much straight, would still find mounting Vince Vaughn terribly exciting.

GAYSSIP DEPT: Weeks ago, I reported that RYAN "I'm Not Gay" SEACREST commented on his LA radio show that MICHAEL DOUGLAS looked hairy lately -- and then added: "I'm not into bearded men." In my opinion, I said, no straight guy talks that way -- but I asked you to judge. Well, folks, don the black robes again and grab your gavel -- Ryan just interviewed VINCE VAUGHN and gushed: "Dude, I'm totally into girls... but you're at the top of my hump island when it comes to guys!" Hump WHAAT!? Vaughn, caught off guard by the beyond-metrosexual, sex-ish remark, said: "That's like saying you don't sweat as much for a fat girl." Huh? (Just where is Hump Island, Ryan? Near Fantasy Island, no doubt! Seacrest... OUT???)

And the kids at 'I don't like you that way' dug up this youtube video of Jennifer Anistons ass in The Break Up.

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