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Jessica can't think so good

Seriously, I just.. I don't understand why Nick left her. I mean if you had the chance to talk to someone with less sense than a paper cup, day in and day out, for the rest of your life.. why wouldn't you?


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The bimbette, who's been tipped to star in the upcoming Baywatch movie, bumped into Pamela Anderson last week and stunned her by asking: "How did you guys run so slowly in the show's opening scene. You know, where you're running down the beach?"

Pam, 38, who played the original CJ, was rendered speechless but after an awkward silence, patiently explained: "It was shot in slow motion." She even resisted the urge to add "Duh!"

Daily Mirror via Mollygood

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Comments (4)

It's a joke, right? I mean,... (Below threshold)
Doug L.:

It's a joke, right? I mean, you're making this up. She can't possibly be that dimwitt--oh, wait! This is Jessica Simpson we're talking about. I had her confused with Pamela Anderson for a minute there. And that's really unfair to Pam, because she, like, was in that show where she worked in that cafe/bookstore and read lots and lots of books. She has to be smarter than Jessica...

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!... (Below threshold)
Concerned Student:

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

Always good for a laugh. But seriously.... noo waaaay. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WAAAY!!!!!! Wow I guess there is something to looks or smarts, you only get one. (glad I got the smarts)

reminds me of the old SNL w... (Below threshold)
ClashCityRocker:

reminds me of the old SNL w/Chevy Chase doing weekend update...

Chase on the phone...
"No, it's just a term, you don't blow, you suck"

And anyway, why would I want Jessica to talk I'd always have something handy to put in her mouth.

Who the heck writes this ki... (Below threshold)
Volar:

Who the heck writes this kind of crap? Jessica Simpson is definitely smarter than you if you have time to do this crap. I think it is sad because Jessica is an inspiration to many and cares about her fans as well as the rest of the world. Get a life losers!


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