You know what's funny? Whenever there's Britney Spears news, the rest of the staff gets scarce. And, coincidentally, them Britney stories get into my inbox. It's a miracle, I tell ya!

And speaking of miracles, confirmation of the Universe mocking me, from TMZ. It turns out that you can't go anywhere in Hollywood without getting a sequel, and the Federspawn is no different. That's right, kids, it's Federspawn 2: Electric Popozau-a-loo:

Britney Spears made an unexpected appearance on 'The Late Show' and confirmed to the world what has been rumored for months that yes, she is in fact pregnant with her second child.

Both Britney's publicist and a source for 'The Late Show' confirmed the story.

Speculation about Spears and her pregnancy has been rampant in the last week; at one point, Hollywood news organizations scrambled when word spread that Spears was even having a press conference in Los Angeles to announce her pregnancy -- a briefing that never happened.

Federsperm 2, Taste 0. Maybe next year, Universe. Maybe next year...